Once I was telling someone about my friend Adrienne Papp and they said "Heh, Papp? Like pappshmear?" And I said "funny you should mention that, her dad owns bagels (or something, what the fuck does your dad actually do??) and we used to talk about bagels and Pappshmear."
She thought it was entirely disgusting and sick and we are no longer friends but I laughed a lot.
I MISS YOU. We need to watch more awful horrendous fantastic amazing movies together and talk about our lives till we get thrown out of the theatre. I'm coming home next week for Rosh Hashana and I would greatly like for you to have my babies while that occurs. I'm not sure if your phone is working or in a toilet or what the fuck your deal is but call me. (650) 380-6171 I'll be home from Sunday Oct. 2-Monday Oct. 10. PASTA.
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She thought it was entirely disgusting and sick and we are no longer friends but I laughed a lot.
I MISS YOU. We need to watch more awful horrendous fantastic amazing movies together and talk about our lives till we get thrown out of the theatre. I'm coming home next week for Rosh Hashana and I would greatly like for you to have my babies while that occurs. I'm not sure if your phone is working or in a toilet or what the fuck your deal is but call me. (650) 380-6171 I'll be home from Sunday Oct. 2-Monday Oct. 10. PASTA.
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