BRUSH YOUR TEETH :D

[adroit]

due to something sensitive, i've found the cure to the world itself. do you want to know what the answer is?

arm & hammer baking sodai brush my teeth with it

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[acafox]

It makes a great antacid too!

[adroit]

that it does! only my mom discourages the consumption of the Miracle Cure...

[acafox]

Why?

[adroit]

she's old & paranoid.
"don't eat that, it's pure acid!"

...no, pure salt. edangods, mom.

[silhouetted]

KAT
have you left california yet?
I am graduated with nothing to do! I will visit you sometime if you'd like.
did you send me a yellow letter?

[adroit]

no, I'm not gone yet! that will happen sometime at the end of july.
visit my place! you can drive & you are graduated! I've got nothing to do but sit here all day with no one to visit me.
what's a yellow letter? like a sesame street L?

[silhouetted]

hooray about you not being gone! I will totally visit you. I am a graduated driver, YES.
a yellow envelope with a black piece of paper inside, & it is your handwriting I swear! from the san jose area, don't you live around there? if it IS then I was going to say thank you a while ago.

:D
if it's not then I am a madwoman.

[adroit]

YEAH yellow envelope, yeah I sent that like AGES ago! when I sent out RANDOM mail to everybody everywhere. I was starting to wonder if any of it got to where it was going, because nobody seemed to notice that they got it, if they did.

you can visit my "school" that I don't go to, because the people there reallyreally like visitors (a little too much?) and I'd be able to not get in trouble for staying home. we should go to the tidepools.

[jasonscheirer]

Can you MAKE BRICKS for HOUSES out of it?

[adroit]

yes.

[zzt2]

Waaaaaait, what about duct tape? =(