how many people windows 2000 users don't know the function of the tiny 'x' in the corner of an application?

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i'm tired. again. and i don't understand how people can write about their lives and what they're doing, etc, without being funny. it's just so... boring. boringboringboring. (i'm reading autobiographies if you couldn't tell.) four times now since i've put this pin in my mouth, i've stuck myself in the cheek and bled. it's really starting to taste ( Read more... )

'you would be so much prettier if', & it's like shut the hell up bitch i wasn't talking to you. i don't care if i'd be prettier i just don't care woman so get the fuck up off my back damn cuz i didn't ask you in the first place. why can't i be bone skinny + double pretty like the friends ( Read more... )

rob: do you know any java?
ash: ...
ash: I'm almost out of lip gloss....
me: ash, that is so going in my journal

iloveyoo!!! got your card! THANKS! mom, at the mailbox, upon finding it: who the fsjck is edward tuvvv..risky...~!?

...so is this what love feels like?

or, is this what love feels like when your love STABS HIMSELF IN THE HEAD REPEATEDLY WITH A FAIRLY DULL 14" CARVING KNIFE AND LIES THERE, MOTIONLESS AND DYING, ON YOUR KITCHEN FLOOR WHILE BLEEDING ON YOUR HOUSEPLANTS WITHOUT REGARD FOR WHO'S GONNA HAVE TO CLEAN THAT SHIT UP?!?! ...hahahaha ( Read more... )

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i don't want to be me anymore

does anyone know when the megatokyo volume 1 book is coming out? i have a really general "in december" answer... but i'd like to know what day it'll be mailed to me. i ordered... three.

mom just ordered a b34r shirt from thinkgeek for me. woo! i can't wait until christmas. she's the best. she's also getting me an alluminum case (mmm... front usb ( Read more... )