roughly two or three years ago, give or take, i signed up to receive a booklet for beginning vegetarians from the PETA website. (www.peta.org) in about four days, i received my 10-page booklet and have since enjoyed nearly all the tofu recipes, success stories and thrift-clothing ideas which it contained. but i didn't know they would enjoy wasting ( Read more... )

happy birthday, mommy!
your mission, should you choose to accept it: repeatedly tell everyone it's your birthday, and then let them know you were just kidding. laugh like it's funnier every time you say it. but it IS her birthday!!!! she'll finally be a grown-up now! (though she told me she would kill me if i got her a black balloon and/or candles ( Read more... )

killer babies.

( got it from nate. blame him +/or communism )

my camera is stuck in black and white (and picture wash/bright) mode. (because i forgot how i made it get that way.) i'll fiddle with it tomorrow/today when i wake up and see if i can get it to quit being so german. but my brother, trying to dick around with it simply because he has the right, standing over a foot taller than me and being the one ( Read more... )

rachel: i read a book
me: shove your bible up your ass
rachel: i ate da book
me: with your ass!
rachel: and then i puked up little bits of jesus!
me: with your ass!
rachel: with my ASS...

i want this dress. i'd get married in it just for the sake of wearing it ( Read more... )

especially that plasma character
well he has an excuse
whish is?
*which
he's excruciatingly tall
I dont get it.
he's bound to be just a little bit bitter
*shrug*
i mean, i'd commit suicide if i were that tall. it looks painful. but that's just me. and i'm short.
har har
all it takes is a little choppy choppy, problem solved
...ew ( Read more... )

yaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!keli gave me 50$ and now i feel rich kinda sorta. i found 40$ in my pocket the other day. i was just standing around picking out my clothes and i'm like hey, MONEY! isn't that always nice? i'm riiiiiiich! kinda. well, i now have a little less than 300$ woohoo ( Read more... )

new layout, yet again. hatefully simple. come see. tell me if there's anything wrong with it ( Read more... )

go see babblestage


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