{Unified Universe Project} [Video]

[adstring_npc]

[The PCD comes on, focused on a rather orderly desk. The 'inbox' on the desk is full and Donna is standing next to it. Chairman Springsteen leans into the shot, reaching to grab and open one of the files.]

No, they all say the same thing. Reasonless panic. [He shrugs and moves it to the 'outbox.']It's not their fault that you have them looking for

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[Voice]

[other_sights]

[It takes him several minutes to respond to this, because he's watched it several times. The voice is measured, calm.]

When all you have is mice, perhaps you should look into employing the snakes.

[Voice]

[adstring_npc]

Oh, we have a witty one here.

She calls them mice. Some of them are. But better the weakling you know than the snakes that will bite when you're not paying attention.

[Voice]

[other_sights]

Only if you confuse wit and logistics.

I should think it would be worth the added danger, considering the potential payoff of a stronger hand.

[Voice]

[adstring_npc]

So you know you're not witty. A shame.

Not when the snakes are Outsider trash. People who vanish and appear at the drop of a hat. We'll pass.

[cornered_circle]

[Completely missing the point]

Snakes can bite mice, can't they? Got t'keep the mouseys from running off while eating them, yes?

[adstring_npc]

[The Chairman blinks at her.]

They're swallowed whole. There's no need to bite if they're already inside.

[cornered_circle]

'Course if they're already inside, it'd be pretty 'ard to bite them without biting yourself. And I was never much into that kinda scene.

But how d'you get them inside without a little biting?

[adstring_npc]

...That's [He stares for a moment and then stops.] How interesting.

How do you get a cherry tomato into your mouth without biting? It fits.

[kill_joo_ded]

Do I get to be the snake?

[adstring_npc]

You're already one.

[kill_joo_ded]

It's a pretty sweet thing to be able to add to your resume.

But I didn't say "a snake." I said "the snake."

[adstring_npc]

Do I care what you want on your resume? Oh, guess what. I don't.

You're small time. Go kill Outsiders and then I can give you a 'the'.

[Video]

[dreams_are_mine]

[Ignoring the potentially more important things? Why not?]

Oh, is it an office romance~? Scandalous~&hearts

[Video]

[adstring_npc]

The position has its uses.

[Video]

[dreams_are_mine]

[If she lived in the right era and were male you can expect this is where the "that's what she said" would go.]

A lady doesn't look like that for just anyone.

[Video]

[adstring_npc]

If she's ambitious she does. Anyone over her becomes over her.

[neodaiyoukai]

Mice?

[adstring_npc]

Rodents. They scamper.

[neodaiyoukai]

...Who exactly are you referring to as 'rodents'?

[adstring_npc]

I didn't.