{Unified Universe Project} [Video]

[adstring_npc]

[The PCD comes on, focused on a rather orderly desk. The 'inbox' on the desk is full and Donna is standing next to it. Chairman Springsteen leans into the shot, reaching to grab and open one of the files.]

No, they all say the same thing. Reasonless panic. [He shrugs and moves it to the 'outbox.']It's not their fault that you have them looking for

Comments

[Video]

[bloodseal_soul]

Wouldn't it be much simpler to just ask us if we've seen anything? Cooperation isn't impossible.

[Video]

[adstring_npc]

You don't know what you're looking for. Why take the time to inform you? You can cooperate with anyone we send out there if you care so much.

[Video]

[bloodseal_soul]

It depends on who you send, and what for.

[Video]

[adstring_npc]

What if I send Abbot? You're the one that fawns over her.

[Video]

[immortalservant]

You should turn the Animal Planet channel on for once. [he chuckles] snakes bite their victims, whether its to inject venom, suffocate, or break their neck, and then swallow them whole.

Its rather bothersome to try and swallow something that won't stop moving.

The term you're looking for is chew. Which snakes cannot do.

Personally I'd rather be further up the food chain and be the mongoose.

But enough of that.

Care to elaborate on the part of "outsiders" and "insiders"?

[Video]

[adstring_npc]

Yes. Because there's satellite here.

Outsider isn't obvious?

Re: [Video]

[immortalservant]

Its a rather vague reference coming from someone in the inner city.

[Video] (dashes are him spacing things out verbally.)

[adstring_npc]

I see we have a genius here.

In-si-der is someone from the In-ner Ci-ty.

Out-si-der is someone from the Out-er Ci-ty.

I'm not sure I can use smaller words.

[siriuslymagical]

I never knew we had a mouse problem here in Adstringendum. Unless, of course, you're talking about the ill-tempered rabbits running around. Reminds me of that Muggle film with the killer bunny. You guys ever see that one?

[adstring_npc]

Where, in all of that, did you get rabbits? And movies?

[siriuslymagical]

My mind works in mysterious ways!

Well, to explain...mice are rodens and so are rabbits, if I'm not mistaken...which I very well could be because I don't believe rabbits are covered in Care for Magical Creatures. Anyway, the rabbits here remind me of the Muggle film about the goblet and all the knight people looking for it!

It was a brilliant film, in my opinion! Muggles think of the best things!

[adstring_npc]

And are also the biggest waste of time I've ever seen.

[dualwielded]

Wrong. Snakes kill the mice before they eat them.

Use better analogies for your employees.

[Someone's been reading. He's not as ignorant as he used to be.]

[adstring_npc]

Tell her.

[dualwielded]

You go home to her every night, right?

[Totally listening in to the other convos.]

So you can do that.

[adstring_npc]

Wrong her, brat. Donna's not the marrying type.

[bunny_flower]

... What are you plannign to have Colonel Bao do ?

[adstring_npc]

She has her tasks.

[bunny_flower]

And what would those be ?

[adstring_npc]

Keeping us secure from any more 'invasions.'