The Handsome Life of Swing

[aduck5150]

Man, I'm such a dick. I hardly update this thing, and when I do, half the time I just wind up giving you a shitty questionnaire thing. Why do you keep reading this? If I wasn't a lazy bitch, I'd devote my time on here to writing funny entries like some other people do. But no. Ah well, I suppose its better than the people who write in these things

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oh my gosh!!

[motowncinderela]

wow i was surely suprised to see YOU writing an entry *slow clap starts*
dont worry chrisney, for those of us who aren't complete strangers reading your journal we know you're not a bitter asshole (sometimes) and don't make fun of people who write every day!
sorry about the job, and the band. just remember, if you REALLY want me to...i'll be in a band with you...i know you wanted to do it before..but.i was really busy..but if you're that desperate for me to be in band with you..i'll do it. ~_^

funny survey..i shall steal it!
-esi

[jerkstore]

I saw a porno where the guy looked like Mr sandella wearing a pirate's hat and during the money shot he bellows out "arrrrrggggg there she blows."

To this day I never seen a greater momment captured on film.

[aduck5150]

I saw one where the guy finishes all over this girl's face, then you hear, "Let's see that...in an instant replay!!" and you see it again in slow-mo with 'INSTANT REPLAY' flashing on the bottom.