Let's feel good!

[aduck5150]

Life has its ups and downs. One day you might find $30 on the ground (recently happened), and then the power might go out in the middle of jerking off to porn (also happened). So you all know how it is. Sometimes, you may even slip into lengthy periods of depression (such as the waiting period between my updates). But tonight it's all about raising

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[jerkstore]

About godamn time you updated.

[breakstuuf]

Incase anybody doesn't pick up on this from your post. That is actually Mortiis' real face. He's undergone plastic surgery to make himself look like that.