"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving! Nobody's walking out on this fun ol'fashioned family Christmas nooo nooo we'are all in this together! This is a full blown four alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fuckin' Kay! And when ( Read more... )

So im up till about 4am last night finishing a final paper...anyway knowing i have to be up at 7 to drive to class i quietly march up the steps ready to go to bed and enjoy my 3 hours of sleep...when i go to open my bedroom door...and it's locked. WHAT THE FUCK?! Now my parents had new doors put in about a week ago...they're cheap as hell and the ( Read more... )

Well not much to say here, i just felt like updating for the sake of updating ( Read more... )

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when I fall in an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks ( Read more... )

Rutgers Drummer: yo bro ( Read more... )

Pirates fuckin rule ( Read more... )

Continuing on the List of Things That Suck Lately, (now kids im sure you all remember what the first on the list was ( Read more... )

Just when you think nothing's happenin online, something like this happens ( Read more... )

What do you do when you have an essay and a five page paper due tomorrow, a big test the next day and a md-term papr due the following day ( Read more... )

Hello folks and welcome to my...livejournal. i figured id check this out so here it is but dont expect frequent updates. before we start i want to acknowledge Bread$money's journal for keeping me amused almost every day...so check it out www.livejournal.com/~jerkstore. another worthy mention is Mr. Quotes's journal. he can be found at livejournal. ( Read more... )