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[adunaphel]

"If girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex. Trust me. Nobody."

-Bristol Palin, People Magazine

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Wait...what? Sex causes babies?! When did this happen??

*headdesk*

Fucking moron.

Comments

YOU SAID IT ADUN !!!!!!!

[joe_bersicker]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!

[nicoli_dominn]

I saw that headline on a magazine at the checkout counter the other day, and on it, Bristol is smiling and clutching her gurgling baby like she's mom of the year. That, juxtaposed with the headline, is what really cracks me up. That's gonna be one screwed up kid! "My mommy hates me so much that she went around the country telling everyone never to have sex after she had me!"

[adunaphel]

She was in her cap and gown, too. Don't forget that part.

[nima_skysong]

I like sidling up to guys I know who are in relationships and whispering, "Sex makes babies" and watching them get freaked out. Guys don't think about it either!
Pregnancy and childbirth are disgusting and horrific. I wish there was a better way to reproduce oneself. Like asexual fission.