This gem comes from the mind that gave us classics like When Genevieve Ruled The World and The Little Girl Who Was Forgotten By Absolutely Everyone (Even The Postman).


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I suck at keeping in touch with people. I mean I really do ( Read more... )

I have roused myself from sleepwalking many times in my life. However, thus far, I have yet to boast the willpower to stay awake.

We'll see what happens this time.

Remember Hyperactive?

Here, the same guy pretty much outdoes himself.

So... the police came by the house today. Asking for me ( Read more... )

Maybe if I'm lucky it'll blizzard tomorrow and I won't have to go to work.

Yeah.

While I'm here, I'll have Spain, too, please.

Hells yes. Now that is some funny shit.

OPE, never mind. Turns out she was just trying to use me to make her boyfriend jealous.

Silly me. Maybe eventually I'll learn.

Fuck this.

A beautiful young woman told me tonight that she thought I was, and I quote, "gorgeous".

It may sound shallow, but I think I needed that. Might be the first unsolicited and sincere compliment I've received in months.

Go to www.popculturemadness.com and select the year you became 18. Paste the list of the top 75 songs. Bold the ones you liked; strike the ones you disliked; and italicize the ones you know but don't exactly like nor dislike. The ones you don't know will stay common text.

1. Cotten Eye Joe - Rednex
2. One Sweet Day - Mariah Carey & Boys II Men
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