Hyper Metal Sonic was the fastest unit ever created. So fast that one day he accidentally ran off the world and to another one. There he met Doctor Eggman, who seemed nice at first. He invited him to dinner, but Hyper Metal Sonic declined. After that they became archenemies, and there was a huge battle that involved all of space. When all seemed lost, a meteor came, ending the war. After that everyone worshiped Mother, and Hyper Metal Sonic got to speed all he wanted to.
Once there was a waiter who worked at a bar. His name was...Shunjiro. Everyone loved him because he was talented and listened well. Then one day, there was an explosion and his face melted off. Everyone was so horrified no one spoke to him until one day a tall guy decided to make out with him. Then there was a disease and they all died.
[... he's not sure how to respond. He knows what he wants to say, but he's also completely aware Kadaj is most likely to ignore anything he says. And he certainly doesn't want to hear a story from him.]
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Unit identity Hyper Metal Sonic. Unit likes ... speed.
Unit has no enemy in envinronment: "Discedo". Unit's enemy @ home would be ... Doctor Eggman.
Kidney. Unit cannot eat. Unit has no oral cavity.
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[Trying so hard not to burst out laughing.]
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Are you still at the station with Minato?
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I have something for you. Are you still at the station?
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I don't want it.
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I-I would. Is it a nice story?
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I don't know. I think it's nice.
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I'd like to hear it then. I like stories.
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