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[adventlead]

Who wants to hear a story?

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[quirky_sitar]

I might as well be the listener, for once.

[adventlead]

Dibedo, a really stupid city where there were a lot of stupid people. Every other day someone died, so no one really cared. Except one day, everyone began to act more strangely than usual. No one knew that someone from the other side of the universe was sending musical waves to turn them into zombies. Except one musician by the name of Demyk, who figured it out. With his music skills he managed to kill the threat and turn everyone back to normal. Everyone still died, but their skin wasn't rotting off anymore.

[quirky_sitar]

Uh....that's uh...a really fascinating tale!

[adventlead]

You don't like it, do you?

[lyraofoxford]

A true story, or something you made up?

[adventlead]

True stories aren't any fun.

[lyraofoxford]

They can be. Maybe you just don't know any true events that are interesting enough.

[adventlead]

Do you?

[euphoricheir]

Tell me on.

[adventlead]

There was a pretty prince who became friends with a pretty princess. They had a lot of fun and faced many challenges. One night, the princess tried to make it up to him by offering him something to wear, but when she tried to undress them she found two things there that shouldn't have been there. It turned out the prince was actually a curvy, dark-haired princess. They both fell in love and spent their days making out for everyone to see. The end.

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[euphoricheir]

[euphoricheir]

[foxtamer]

That sounds like an interesting proposition... I'll bite.

[adventlead]

There was once a sandwich. The sandwich watched all his sandwich friends get eaten. He saw the gums, dirty with the sandwich meat stuck in between their teeth, the breath that reeked of his fallen comrades. The sandwich was tired of being eaten. It decided it was going to eat people instead! So the sandwich marched out, fell onto the floor.

Then it was stepped on and it died. Did you like it?

[foxtamer]

[Surprise, Minato actually laughs a little! Usually he doesn't like dark humor, but that caught him by surprise enough that he couldn't help but be a little bit amused.]

It was certainly unique. You have a vivid imagination, it seems. ... Or you're incredibly bored. I'm not sure which.

[adventlead]

[There's just a little smile in Kadaj's voice when he speaks.]

You said bite, so I made a story about sandwiches.

[beatsupboys]

What kind of story?

[adventlead]

A story of death, fighting and...struggle.

[beatsupboys]

You don't know any happier ones?

[adventlead]

There's happy deaths.