Jealousy
Title: Jealousy
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance, drabble, fluff
Pairing: Sekai
Wordcount: ~1.2k
Summary: in which Suho has to fix the jealous maknaes.
All was not well in the EXO-K family household, and it was up to the guardian, Suho, to fix it. That was why, on a relaxing Wednesday night, he had kicked the members all out of the living room, except for two, the maknae line of Kim Jongin and Oh Sehun
"Okay guys," Suho sighed, putting his hands flat on the coffee table with a loud clash. "What is wrong with you two?"
"Nothing," Kai muttered, eyes glaring a hole into the wall behind his leader's ear
Suho bit his tongue, and took a few deep breathes. "There is obviously something wrong with you guys, and it's screwing up the atmosphere of the whole team," he explained. "When we said that it was okay for you two to date and everything, it was under the rule that it does not interfere with the group or anything related to the group."
"Hyung, everything is fine," Kai said again, scooting away from his equally rigid lover sitting next to him
At that, the younger boy turned to Kai with a huff. "Yeah, Jongin," he barked, angrily. "What is your problem?"
Kai felt his own anger flaring as he reached out to shove Sehun on the shoulder. "I don't have a problem," he growled
Sehun's eyes widened in surprise, and then he reached back, about to return the shove
"Okay, okay, this isn't working." Suho got up, rounded the coffee table, and squeezed in between the younger two. He grabbed a wrist with each hand,and forced them down before they could start smacking each other again. He paused, waiting until he was sure their little spat was done, and then released the two with a sigh. "Let's try this again," he said. "Now, who wants to start talking?"
Kai slunk down low on the couch, and crossed his arms. Sehun mirrored him on Suho's other side, and rolled his eyes defiantly
Suho let out what must have been the nth sigh in the past five minutes, not believing how immature the maknaes were behaving
"Look guys," he started. "If you don't start talking it out and stop this cold war, then you need to break up. If it's going to interfere with the group, then you shouldn't be together. Is that what you guys want?"
Suho sat back, and watched the two process his words. Kai's brows had come together, and Sehun had suddenly sat up
"Is that what you guys want?" Suho repeated for emphasize
"I....no..." Sehun muttered, eyes flicking around the room, landing on his boyfriend. "We don't-we don't want that, right, hyung? We don't want to break up."
Kai continued to stare down at his hands, but nodded silently
"Okay then," Suho said, feeling like he had finally accomplished something. "Now, when I count to three, I want both of you to tell me what's bothering you-at the same time." He felt as if he was talking to two three year olds, but it was the only way he was getting through to them
Sehun pouted, but seemed to generally agree with the deal. Kai showed no sign of hearing it, which meant that he was okay with it
"Ready?" Suho asked, slowly. "One...two...three-"
"-Lu Han."
Kai and Sehun turned to each other in surprise, having said the same thing, and for the first time, Kai blushed, showing that he was, indeed, human
Now, they were getting somewhere
"Tell me - no wait - tell each other what the problem is with Luhan."
The dark skinned boy decided to speak first. "It's 'hunhan'," he growled. "Why does everyone like it so much?"
"Everyone likes it so much?" Sehun replied, incredulous. "Did you hear them at the Beijing showcase? They were chanting 'Lukai' the whole time, and of course he gets to stand next to you."
Wait...these two dumbasses were jealous of each other over the same person? This was ridiculous
"You both know that Lu Han is straight as an arrow and isn't into either of you, right?" Suho asked.
The younger boys were silent as they just continued to look at each other.
"This is impossible," Suho groaned, rubbing his temples in slow circles. He got up, and moved back to his seat across from the two.
His job was made so much harder because of these two.
"Why don't we try a little exersize, okay?" Suho tried. "Why don't you, Jongin, tell us how you feel." He regretted it almost immediately, because he should have started with Sehun. Ka hates talking about his emotions
To his surprise, Kai's thumb came up to rub his lips, and he spoke. "I get really, really mad when I see them holding 'hunhan' signs," he said, angrily. "And every time I check the fancafe, all I see is people talking about 'hunhan'. I know it's stupid, but it drives me crazy."
It seemed that once Kai starts to talk, he doesn't hold back.
"But-but..." Sehun's voice quivered, and he brought his long legs up on the couch and tucked them under his chin. "You're the one who's always on the phone with Lu Han hyung these days. You're always smiling, but...but why don't you smile like that at me anymore?"
Suho stared, open mouthed, as tears, actual tears, started to gather in Sehun's eyes. It seemed that these two had more problems than he had initially anticipated.
"Sehunnie, what are you talking about?" Kai asked, moving to his boyfriend's side. "I smile at you all the time, but you're always too busy whispering with DO hyung to notice. I feel like you're hiding something from me."
"I only talk to DO hyung about you," Sehun muttered, hugging his legs close. "I worry that you're overworking yourself, and hyung is your roommate."
"Okay," Suho decided, reaching over to clap the other two on the back. "You two are both stupid, and my job here is done. Talk it out yourselves." He got up, and started for the door
Just as he reached the threshold, Suho turned, and sneaked a peak at the boys over his shoulder
The maknae seemed to still be pouting, but his boyfriend had him wrapped up in his arms, whispering sweet nothings in his ear. As Suho quietly closed he door behind him, he saw Sehun let out a little smile, and Kai leaning in to drop a sweat kiss on his nose
Suho felt a smile coming on his own face
"I should have been a therapist," he muttered. "Ahh, maybe in my next life."
As leader, it was his job to make sure that the relationships between the members were going smoothly. The maknaes were cute together, but when they fought, everyone was unhappy
"How'd it go?"
Suho turned, to find Chanyeol leaning against the doorway, waiting for him
"I got it covered," Suho replied, reaching out to high five the tall rapper. "I've got everything covered."
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance, drabble, fluff
Pairing: Sekai
Wordcount: ~1.2k
Summary: in which Suho has to fix the jealous maknaes.
All was not well in the EXO-K family household, and it was up to the guardian, Suho, to fix it. That was why, on a relaxing Wednesday night, he had kicked the members all out of the living room, except for two, the maknae line of Kim Jongin and Oh Sehun
"Okay guys," Suho sighed, putting his hands flat on the coffee table with a loud clash. "What is wrong with you two?"
"Nothing," Kai muttered, eyes glaring a hole into the wall behind his leader's ear
Suho bit his tongue, and took a few deep breathes. "There is obviously something wrong with you guys, and it's screwing up the atmosphere of the whole team," he explained. "When we said that it was okay for you two to date and everything, it was under the rule that it does not interfere with the group or anything related to the group."
"Hyung, everything is fine," Kai said again, scooting away from his equally rigid lover sitting next to him
At that, the younger boy turned to Kai with a huff. "Yeah, Jongin," he barked, angrily. "What is your problem?"
Kai felt his own anger flaring as he reached out to shove Sehun on the shoulder. "I don't have a problem," he growled
Sehun's eyes widened in surprise, and then he reached back, about to return the shove
"Okay, okay, this isn't working." Suho got up, rounded the coffee table, and squeezed in between the younger two. He grabbed a wrist with each hand,and forced them down before they could start smacking each other again. He paused, waiting until he was sure their little spat was done, and then released the two with a sigh. "Let's try this again," he said. "Now, who wants to start talking?"
Kai slunk down low on the couch, and crossed his arms. Sehun mirrored him on Suho's other side, and rolled his eyes defiantly
Suho let out what must have been the nth sigh in the past five minutes, not believing how immature the maknaes were behaving
"Look guys," he started. "If you don't start talking it out and stop this cold war, then you need to break up. If it's going to interfere with the group, then you shouldn't be together. Is that what you guys want?"
Suho sat back, and watched the two process his words. Kai's brows had come together, and Sehun had suddenly sat up
"Is that what you guys want?" Suho repeated for emphasize
"I....no..." Sehun muttered, eyes flicking around the room, landing on his boyfriend. "We don't-we don't want that, right, hyung? We don't want to break up."
Kai continued to stare down at his hands, but nodded silently
"Okay then," Suho said, feeling like he had finally accomplished something. "Now, when I count to three, I want both of you to tell me what's bothering you-at the same time." He felt as if he was talking to two three year olds, but it was the only way he was getting through to them
Sehun pouted, but seemed to generally agree with the deal. Kai showed no sign of hearing it, which meant that he was okay with it
"Ready?" Suho asked, slowly. "One...two...three-"
"-Lu Han."
Kai and Sehun turned to each other in surprise, having said the same thing, and for the first time, Kai blushed, showing that he was, indeed, human
Now, they were getting somewhere
"Tell me - no wait - tell each other what the problem is with Luhan."
The dark skinned boy decided to speak first. "It's 'hunhan'," he growled. "Why does everyone like it so much?"
"Everyone likes it so much?" Sehun replied, incredulous. "Did you hear them at the Beijing showcase? They were chanting 'Lukai' the whole time, and of course he gets to stand next to you."
Wait...these two dumbasses were jealous of each other over the same person? This was ridiculous
"You both know that Lu Han is straight as an arrow and isn't into either of you, right?" Suho asked.
The younger boys were silent as they just continued to look at each other.
"This is impossible," Suho groaned, rubbing his temples in slow circles. He got up, and moved back to his seat across from the two.
His job was made so much harder because of these two.
"Why don't we try a little exersize, okay?" Suho tried. "Why don't you, Jongin, tell us how you feel." He regretted it almost immediately, because he should have started with Sehun. Ka hates talking about his emotions
To his surprise, Kai's thumb came up to rub his lips, and he spoke. "I get really, really mad when I see them holding 'hunhan' signs," he said, angrily. "And every time I check the fancafe, all I see is people talking about 'hunhan'. I know it's stupid, but it drives me crazy."
It seemed that once Kai starts to talk, he doesn't hold back.
"But-but..." Sehun's voice quivered, and he brought his long legs up on the couch and tucked them under his chin. "You're the one who's always on the phone with Lu Han hyung these days. You're always smiling, but...but why don't you smile like that at me anymore?"
Suho stared, open mouthed, as tears, actual tears, started to gather in Sehun's eyes. It seemed that these two had more problems than he had initially anticipated.
"Sehunnie, what are you talking about?" Kai asked, moving to his boyfriend's side. "I smile at you all the time, but you're always too busy whispering with DO hyung to notice. I feel like you're hiding something from me."
"I only talk to DO hyung about you," Sehun muttered, hugging his legs close. "I worry that you're overworking yourself, and hyung is your roommate."
"Okay," Suho decided, reaching over to clap the other two on the back. "You two are both stupid, and my job here is done. Talk it out yourselves." He got up, and started for the door
Just as he reached the threshold, Suho turned, and sneaked a peak at the boys over his shoulder
The maknae seemed to still be pouting, but his boyfriend had him wrapped up in his arms, whispering sweet nothings in his ear. As Suho quietly closed he door behind him, he saw Sehun let out a little smile, and Kai leaning in to drop a sweat kiss on his nose
Suho felt a smile coming on his own face
"I should have been a therapist," he muttered. "Ahh, maybe in my next life."
As leader, it was his job to make sure that the relationships between the members were going smoothly. The maknaes were cute together, but when they fought, everyone was unhappy
"How'd it go?"
Suho turned, to find Chanyeol leaning against the doorway, waiting for him
"I got it covered," Suho replied, reaching out to high five the tall rapper. "I've got everything covered."