Comments | aedionchick: God is coming, everybody look busy

aedionchick

God is coming, everybody look busy

Feb 23, 2005 20:00

I swear, the world is going fucking crazy. The guitarist from Korn is leaving the band for Jesus (that has to be the 6th sign of the apocalypse), there are tornado warnings in Los Angeles, it rained so much that I was actually happy to see the sun (my jeans *still* haven't dried from my puddle excursions), everyone's getting introspective, and I ( Read more... )

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everbreeze February 25 2005, 06:45:28 UTC

Honey, I think this is Gods way of saying that you enlighten people to be their true selves. I know they love you for it. I guess you just have to take this to stride. Or you just have REALLY good taste.... I don't know... I'm gay! I'm sure you'll find the one person that wont hurt you. Maybe the person is on their way and all you have to wait. "A time for everything" hun.... Just take it a breath at a time. That's life's time keeper... and that's all we need. If you made a mistake... that breath is past. You have people that love you for who you are... I sure do. So take it easy and BREATH~!

creativespit February 26 2005, 07:48:52 UTC

Well, as far as I know I'm not gay yet. I still see a difference between male and female asses (I've been told by hopefuls that it's the first sign that one is turning gay). Alas...you don't have a perfect record (That is not a sign of thew apocalypse, however). I just like the poon ani (sp) too much (And the rest of the female form too...let's make that just ladies in general).

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creativespit March 1 2005, 06:34:21 UTC

Good point. However, it's not one that I'm not too worried about.

thepathyoutake March 1 2005, 00:21:11 UTC

*thinks* You're thinking of it the wrong way. It's more...they were gay before you. But you were so great, that they had to try being straight for a little while! Or.....you are really a mind altering mutant, and whoever you break up with/breaks up with you, you use your might mutant powers to turn them gay as revenge! So they'll never touch a woman again! *nods head* Cunning plan....

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aedionchick March 2 2005, 21:03:52 UTC

Hmm, mutant powers...that could be fun. There are definately some guys out there right now I wouldn't mind being able to take vengence out on with some special ability. Although, honestly, if I really did have an ability to turn men gay out of spite, the entire male population of Los Angeles, and probably most of the Western Hemisphere, would be gay. I have misandronistic days on occassion.

creativespit March 7 2005, 00:32:57 UTC

Hell, in another 4 years it'll be too trendy to be gay or bi, or some crap like that, so they'll be noone breeding on planet earth. Hmmm....having a totally gay human population sounds like Gaia's solution to the human problem on Earth. Is that a good or bad thing? I try to support the Great Mother as much as possible (unless I'm being an asshole), but I also live in a state of determined self interest.