IM Log: Professor Edge to the Rescue!
Characters: Edge, Caim
Date: Laaaaate last night; After Caim and Furiae's Date Outing
Summary: Edge is ninja and therefore knows about Furiae and Cass (though he doesn't know Cass's name UNTIL NOW). He gives some manly advice to Caim, though, who's... a little green around the gills, it would seem.
Warnings: Talks of four-armed babies and Caim procreating. xD And perhaps some NSFW links.
"Lord Edge" (11:44:10 PM): So. I've heard about this blonde chick and booty calls.
"Caim" (11:44:45 PM): Lord Edge. You always use the most entertaining terms and phrases. 'Booty calls'?
"Lord Edge" (11:45:05 PM): Yes. Sexual rendevous.
"Caim" (11:45:16 PM): You must be teasing me.
"Lord Edge" (11:45:41 PM): No. I heard someone talking about it. Something along the lines of "I've got this hot bitch that doesn't talk so he can't say no when I want to screw."
"Caim" (11:46:26 PM): ...... Is that what she said?
"Lord Edge" (11:46:59 PM): I think I forgot some "Like" and "Totallys" But, pretty much.
"Caim" (11:47:20 PM): .............. I hope her speech for Solidor isn't as... Inaccurate.
"Lord Edge" (11:48:32 PM): I think she was dropped on her head when she was a child.
"Caim" (11:48:48 PM): I don't she was dropped enough. Since you know, she's still alive.
"Caim" (11:49:01 PM): ^I don't think
"Lord Edge" (11:49:45 PM): I've heard random other things about not wearing panties and being a raging lesbian...but... we won't go there. To each their own.
"Caim" (11:50:02 PM): A 'raging lesbian'?
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"Caim" (11:57:09 PM): Alexandra and I have an odd type of alliance, not specifically for my... benefit, if you will.
"Lord Edge" (12:04:41 AM): Alliance = sexual tension
"Caim" (12:08:09 AM): No. Hardly. I don't have that with.
"Caim" (12:09:28 AM): ... Her. I don't have that with her.
"Lord Edge" (12:10:22 AM): Then what is it?
"Caim" (12:11:09 AM): It was an attempt to protect someone close to me.
"Lord Edge" (12:11:59 AM): ...so...you had sex to protect someone?
"Caim" (12:12:39 AM): To put it in such a barbaric way, affirmative. It is not light subject matter for me.
"Lord Edge" (12:13:23 AM): So is this about the person you love? Hm?
"Lord Edge" (12:13:30 AM): Someone named Furiae. Hm?
"Caim" (12:14:26 AM): How observant of you.
"Lord Edge" (12:14:52 AM): Well, good for you.
"Caim" (12:15:08 AM): ...... Thank you, Lord Edge.
"Lord Edge" (12:15:17 AM): And always use protection.
"Caim" (12:15:32 AM): I always have my sword on me.
"Lord Edge" (12:15:45 AM): Well. I'd hope so. Just make sure you protect that sword.
"Caim" (12:16:02 AM): I do tend to sheathe it when I'm done.
"Lord Edge" (12:16:30 AM): No no no. Before.
"Lord Edge" (12:16:34 AM): ...Wait..
"Lord Edge" (12:16:38 AM): Hold on.
"Caim" (12:16:51 AM): I do not think that means what you think it means.
"Lord Edge" (12:17:09 AM): http://www.trojancondoms.com/
"Caim" (12:18:11 AM): ......... Beg pardon?
"Lord Edge" (12:20:06 AM): http://www.metacafe.com/watch/604363/how_to_use_a_condom/
"Caim" (12:22:19 AM): Do bananas taste better like that?
"Lord Edge" (12:22:38 AM): (:o)
"Caim" (12:22:47 AM): Do bananas taste better like that?
"Lord Edge" (12:23:00 AM): No no. The banana is your sword.
"Caim" (12:23:12 AM): That is not large enough for my sword.
"Lord Edge" (12:23:18 AM): The one in your pants.
"Caim" (12:23:29 AM): .....................
"Caim" (12:23:36 AM): I see.
"Lord Edge" (12:23:46 AM): You have to stay safe.
"Caim" (12:24:01 AM): That is what they call it then. Such would not occur.
"Lord Edge" (12:24:36 AM): Yep. Better safe than sorry.
"Caim" (12:24:57 AM): I will keep it in consideration should the need ever arise.
"Lord Edge" (12:25:39 AM): That would be a good idea.
"Caim" (12:25:53 AM): Then... you do the same with Lord Zalbag?
"Lord Edge" (12:27:42 AM): We're not like that.
"Caim" (12:28:01 AM): Ah. Neither... are Furiae and I.
"Lord Edge" (12:28:39 AM): No no no. How do I explain it. You've never had sex with a man?
"Caim" (12:29:21 AM): ...... I am a man who only recently came from a war. I did not procreate with anyone.
"Lord Edge" (12:29:42 AM): See. You don't have to have sex to have a good time or to... well get off.
"Caim" (12:30:27 AM): Until I came to Aegean, I was unaware anyone saw such an activity as a means of passing time. In my home land, I believe it would have been used exclusively for birthing heirs to the kingdom.
"Lord Edge" (12:30:39 AM): Oh pfffft.
"Caim" (12:31:16 AM): Aegean is so very... open about these things. I must admit I am a little concerned of its toll upon Furiae.
"Lord Edge" (12:32:09 AM): You're out of your mind. What did you do for fun? Did you stand around dancing in cirles and bowing? Well, anyway...
"Lord Edge" (12:32:19 AM): It happens, so you just have to get used to it.
"Caim" (12:34:04 AM): As a child, I trained with my sister's betrothed. The war struck and my time was dedicated to the protection of my younger sister. I had very little motive to create an heir at the time.
"Lord Edge" (12:35:08 AM): Well, now you're here. And from what I've heard...you've had plenty of chances to create an heir.
"Caim" (12:35:22 AM): It has not happened so frequently with Alexandra.
"Lord Edge" (12:35:33 AM): Is that who it is.
"Caim" (12:35:51 AM): I was certain you had known before.
"Lord Edge" (12:36:15 AM): Nah ,didn't care who it was.
"Caim" (12:36:40 AM): I do not think my heirs with her would be... appropriate.
"Lord Edge" (12:36:52 AM): They might come out with four arms.
"Caim" (12:36:52 AM): She is not the brightest... star in the sky.
"Caim" (12:37:20 AM): ...... I have seen stranger things, but I would not appreciate a son of that nature.
"Lord Edge" (12:49:10 AM): Bedtime. I'm going to try not to think about four armed babies.
"Caim" (12:49:34 AM): May you fare well, Lord Edge. As always, it has been a privilege.
"Lord Edge" signed off at 12:49:45 AM.
Date: Laaaaate last night; After Caim and Furiae's Date Outing
Summary: Edge is ninja and therefore knows about Furiae and Cass (though he doesn't know Cass's name UNTIL NOW). He gives some manly advice to Caim, though, who's... a little green around the gills, it would seem.
Warnings: Talks of four-armed babies and Caim procreating. xD And perhaps some NSFW links.
"Lord Edge" (11:44:10 PM): So. I've heard about this blonde chick and booty calls.
"Caim" (11:44:45 PM): Lord Edge. You always use the most entertaining terms and phrases. 'Booty calls'?
"Lord Edge" (11:45:05 PM): Yes. Sexual rendevous.
"Caim" (11:45:16 PM): You must be teasing me.
"Lord Edge" (11:45:41 PM): No. I heard someone talking about it. Something along the lines of "I've got this hot bitch that doesn't talk so he can't say no when I want to screw."
"Caim" (11:46:26 PM): ...... Is that what she said?
"Lord Edge" (11:46:59 PM): I think I forgot some "Like" and "Totallys" But, pretty much.
"Caim" (11:47:20 PM): .............. I hope her speech for Solidor isn't as... Inaccurate.
"Lord Edge" (11:48:32 PM): I think she was dropped on her head when she was a child.
"Caim" (11:48:48 PM): I don't she was dropped enough. Since you know, she's still alive.
"Caim" (11:49:01 PM): ^I don't think
"Lord Edge" (11:49:45 PM): I've heard random other things about not wearing panties and being a raging lesbian...but... we won't go there. To each their own.
"Caim" (11:50:02 PM): A 'raging lesbian'?
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"Caim" (11:57:09 PM): Alexandra and I have an odd type of alliance, not specifically for my... benefit, if you will.
"Lord Edge" (12:04:41 AM): Alliance = sexual tension
"Caim" (12:08:09 AM): No. Hardly. I don't have that with.
"Caim" (12:09:28 AM): ... Her. I don't have that with her.
"Lord Edge" (12:10:22 AM): Then what is it?
"Caim" (12:11:09 AM): It was an attempt to protect someone close to me.
"Lord Edge" (12:11:59 AM): ...so...you had sex to protect someone?
"Caim" (12:12:39 AM): To put it in such a barbaric way, affirmative. It is not light subject matter for me.
"Lord Edge" (12:13:23 AM): So is this about the person you love? Hm?
"Lord Edge" (12:13:30 AM): Someone named Furiae. Hm?
"Caim" (12:14:26 AM): How observant of you.
"Lord Edge" (12:14:52 AM): Well, good for you.
"Caim" (12:15:08 AM): ...... Thank you, Lord Edge.
"Lord Edge" (12:15:17 AM): And always use protection.
"Caim" (12:15:32 AM): I always have my sword on me.
"Lord Edge" (12:15:45 AM): Well. I'd hope so. Just make sure you protect that sword.
"Caim" (12:16:02 AM): I do tend to sheathe it when I'm done.
"Lord Edge" (12:16:30 AM): No no no. Before.
"Lord Edge" (12:16:34 AM): ...Wait..
"Lord Edge" (12:16:38 AM): Hold on.
"Caim" (12:16:51 AM): I do not think that means what you think it means.
"Lord Edge" (12:17:09 AM): http://www.trojancondoms.com/
"Caim" (12:18:11 AM): ......... Beg pardon?
"Lord Edge" (12:20:06 AM): http://www.metacafe.com/watch/604363/how_to_use_a_condom/
"Caim" (12:22:19 AM): Do bananas taste better like that?
"Lord Edge" (12:22:38 AM): (:o)
"Caim" (12:22:47 AM): Do bananas taste better like that?
"Lord Edge" (12:23:00 AM): No no. The banana is your sword.
"Caim" (12:23:12 AM): That is not large enough for my sword.
"Lord Edge" (12:23:18 AM): The one in your pants.
"Caim" (12:23:29 AM): .....................
"Caim" (12:23:36 AM): I see.
"Lord Edge" (12:23:46 AM): You have to stay safe.
"Caim" (12:24:01 AM): That is what they call it then. Such would not occur.
"Lord Edge" (12:24:36 AM): Yep. Better safe than sorry.
"Caim" (12:24:57 AM): I will keep it in consideration should the need ever arise.
"Lord Edge" (12:25:39 AM): That would be a good idea.
"Caim" (12:25:53 AM): Then... you do the same with Lord Zalbag?
"Lord Edge" (12:27:42 AM): We're not like that.
"Caim" (12:28:01 AM): Ah. Neither... are Furiae and I.
"Lord Edge" (12:28:39 AM): No no no. How do I explain it. You've never had sex with a man?
"Caim" (12:29:21 AM): ...... I am a man who only recently came from a war. I did not procreate with anyone.
"Lord Edge" (12:29:42 AM): See. You don't have to have sex to have a good time or to... well get off.
"Caim" (12:30:27 AM): Until I came to Aegean, I was unaware anyone saw such an activity as a means of passing time. In my home land, I believe it would have been used exclusively for birthing heirs to the kingdom.
"Lord Edge" (12:30:39 AM): Oh pfffft.
"Caim" (12:31:16 AM): Aegean is so very... open about these things. I must admit I am a little concerned of its toll upon Furiae.
"Lord Edge" (12:32:09 AM): You're out of your mind. What did you do for fun? Did you stand around dancing in cirles and bowing? Well, anyway...
"Lord Edge" (12:32:19 AM): It happens, so you just have to get used to it.
"Caim" (12:34:04 AM): As a child, I trained with my sister's betrothed. The war struck and my time was dedicated to the protection of my younger sister. I had very little motive to create an heir at the time.
"Lord Edge" (12:35:08 AM): Well, now you're here. And from what I've heard...you've had plenty of chances to create an heir.
"Caim" (12:35:22 AM): It has not happened so frequently with Alexandra.
"Lord Edge" (12:35:33 AM): Is that who it is.
"Caim" (12:35:51 AM): I was certain you had known before.
"Lord Edge" (12:36:15 AM): Nah ,didn't care who it was.
"Caim" (12:36:40 AM): I do not think my heirs with her would be... appropriate.
"Lord Edge" (12:36:52 AM): They might come out with four arms.
"Caim" (12:36:52 AM): She is not the brightest... star in the sky.
"Caim" (12:37:20 AM): ...... I have seen stranger things, but I would not appreciate a son of that nature.
"Lord Edge" (12:49:10 AM): Bedtime. I'm going to try not to think about four armed babies.
"Caim" (12:49:34 AM): May you fare well, Lord Edge. As always, it has been a privilege.
"Lord Edge" signed off at 12:49:45 AM.