I write the best OKCupid messages while drunk...

[aegiswings]

Seriously, I do. Here are some of the profiles of girls I came across this evening and the responses I sent to them. I'm cracking up now but perhaps I won't find them so funny in the morning.

Profile 1:
Ethnicity White Height5' 6" (1.67m). Body TypeFit Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners ..

Comments

[tarafablyn]

LMFAO and yeah.

[tarafablyn]

wait how tf did I end up in LJ?

[purgatori84]

<3
I miss you Mike.