I am tired of falling in love with someone, or getting addicted o them and then being told that it's wrong! Just because some beaurocratic asshole who never got laid in the last five years doesn't want anyone else to be happy either
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4?<50...knightshadowSeptember 23 2005, 21:00:26 UTC
Hey, try this...
Find a nice secluded muddy area on a windy night... grab your battery-operated play toys and an enlarged laminated nude picture of Jasem, then try to keep from having to douche in order to get the mud out of your nether-regions, (make sure the camel-spiders are nowhere to be found as well, can't have you giving birth to arachnids.)
Sorry to hear of your emotional situation. Is your life seriously at risk for loving him?
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Find a nice secluded muddy area on a windy night... grab your battery-operated play toys and an enlarged laminated nude picture of Jasem, then try to keep from having to douche in order to get the mud out of your nether-regions, (make sure the camel-spiders are nowhere to be found as well, can't have you giving birth to arachnids.)
Sorry to hear of your emotional situation. Is your life seriously at risk for loving him?
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