THE EPIC LOL CALLED GAYO DAEJUN.
Just a warning, this is gna be a rambling post, yes I will put an lj cut if it gets out of hand, but don't complain if you find it too long. ((:
*note, I haven't finished watching allll the performances, I didn't even finish the SHINee vid cos my dad is threatening to cut off my internet*
*EDITED*
First, the good.
1. Taemin with a whip. PD ILY FOR EVER AND EVER FOR THAT OMG IF THAT BOY WASN'T JAILBAIT TO YOU BEFORE HE'D DAMM WELL BETTER BE AFTER YOU WATCH THAT.
2. SHINee in chains. Again, PD, ily for that. I was like 'OH F F F F F F F F F F F F FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THEY'RE CHAINED UP OH FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU' for a full ten minutes (cuz i paused it after seeing the intro due to spazz overload).
3. SHINee's beautiful goth/whatever makeup, yes including Key's. I was like OHMYGOD THIS IS HOW VAMPIRES SHOULD LOOK LIKE OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG TAEM NEEDS TO LOOK LIKE THIS IN GHOSTS ONLY CUTER LOLOLOL. It was inspiring. ^^
4. Seobb flying down like the gorgeous goddess angel that she is. Ofc, it would have been a million times cooler if she'd actually done the acrobatic tricks with those ribbons (like wrapping her whole body arnd it etc etc, go watch some Chinese talent show) but then again that takes like a million years to learn well and we don't want our seobb getting injured now do we.
5. Beautiful beautiful 4Minute girls in wonderful white dresses with their flawless white skin. just another way to make myself feel ugly, but then again, I'm always ugly compared to any of them.
6. MBLAQ's flawless 'Y' performance. I mean, seriously, this was the best one I've seen yet, and trust me, I've seen a lot. Most of the time, by the second chorus their cheo is getting out and messy, and their movements aren't as sharp. But tonight, it was perfect. Maybe cos it's their last perf? And ofc Yang Leader's black boxers. ^^
And now the bad:
*note, mass caps spam, be warned*
1. WHAT THE HELL WAS WITH ALL MY BIASES HAIR?!!!!! KEY'S HAIR WAS A COMPLETE AND UTTER DISASTER. I MEAN, HIS HAIR IS USUALLY A LITTLE...ABSTRACT BUT ACCEPTABLE. I'M TELLING YOU, THAT TUFT OF GRASS WAS NOT ACCEPTABLE. AT ALL.
AND SEUNGHO TOO!!! THE BLONDE HAIR THING WAS GOING WELL especially when they remembered to dye his eyebrows AND THEN THEY WENT TO GO BACK TO THAT ROOSTER RED AND IDEK WHAT KIND OF DISGUSTING HAIRSTYLE THAT WAS. GUYS IN THE ARMY HAVE BETTER HAIR THAN THAT.
(G.Os hair was not as osm as usual, but I'll let it pass cos it didn't injure my eyes)
AND THE MBLAQ MAKNAE LINE, MY DEAR STYLIST, DO THEY LOOK LIKE SKUNKS TO YOU?!!!!!!! YOU KNOW FOR THE MAKNE PERF WHEN MIR WAS THERE I WAS LIKE 'WOW THAT BACKUP DANCER HAS COOL COLORED HAIR' THEN I REALIZED: IT WAS MIR!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HE LOOKS LIKE CUELLA DE VILLE!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN MBLAQ CAME OUT AND I WAS LIKE HOLEY CRAP DOONGIE HAS THE SAME HAIR COLOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AND WORSE STILL IT LOOKS LIKE HE SPENT TOO MUCH TIME STANDING ON AN AIR VENT COS HE HAD OCTOPUS HAIR. LIKE SRSLY IT WAS BOUNCY.
2. HELLO, SM, WHAT IS WITH KEY AND TROT NOWADAYS?!!! HE LIKES FASHION DESIGN, NOT WARBLING VOICES!!!! AS IF THE REPEATED SPOCK WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, YOU JUST HADDDD TO MAKE HIM DO TROT, AGAIN!!!!! LIKE WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLL.
3. What was with Jjong in the birdcage. Like really. JUST GIVE HIM A DAMM PLATFORM, WHY DO YOU NEED THE GIANT HEAD MASSAGER ENCLOSING HIM. No, srsly, there's a head massager thing that looks like that, I got attacked by one before.
4. Actually now that the hair thing is over there isn't much left to say.... OH YEAH KEY'S CAMERA TIME. I KNOW DUBU'S THE LEADER AND THE BETTER SINGER AND I LOVE HIM TOO BUT LIKE SRSLY YOU DAMM CAMERAMAN DURING KEY'S PARTS DUBU HAS CLOSEUP DURING ONEW'S PART DUBU STILL HAS CLOSEUP THEN AT KEY'S NEXT PART YOU ZOOM OUT?!!!!!! YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE CAMERA FOR A REASON DAMMIT IF YOU CAN'T GET A CLOSEUP OF KEY FROM THAT ANGLE THEN CHANGE THE DAMM CAMERA AND DON'T SHOW ME 2NE1 SMILING AWKWARDLY AT THE AWKWARD TROT.
*mind, I love dubu leader, it's just that I was really annoyed by this*
5. WHY LA WHY DID THEY HAVE TO PUT 4MINUTE WITH MBLAQ??? WE ALL KNOW G.O. HAS A MANCRUSH ON GAYOON, AND JOONIE AND HYUNA ARE LIKE THE HIGHEST VOTED COUPLE FOR WGM (?) BUT THEY'RE TOO DAMM PRETTY DAMMIT. GIVE US FANGIRLS A CHANCE WILL YOU. And besides, we allll know Seungho has the hots for Secret's Sunhwa, duh.
*okay this is totally personal, you can just skip this, or even bash me for it. hahahaha.*
Okay, random LOL points:
What the hell was Sulli doing with Chansung. Note, there was NOTHING wrong with what Chanana was doing, I'm just talking about Sulli here. Darling, you're in a dress, you do not roll about on guys backs and get swung around by them, when in a dress.
And I love the fact that Yang Leader's outfit was like the 'general' cus he's the leader and all, but seriously, did you have to give the hairman a furry outfit. I was LOL-ing so hard when I noticed. I mean, THE GUY IS HAIRY ENOUGH ON HIS OWN I could see his stubble already HE DOESN'T NEED YOUR FAKE FUR JUST RIP HIS SHIRT LOL.
And Minho LOLOLOL. I know Siwon was preparing for his own perf so he couldn't be SiBond, and they used Minho instead, but like GIVE HIM A REAL LOOKING FAKE GUN ALREADY LOLOL. IT'S JUST 10,000WON AT THE TOYS'RUS STORE. I MEAN, WHAT WAS THAT HE WAS HOLDING? It looked like a hanky tied to LOOK like a gun. I know there are underage viewers and all, but seriously. -.-
Added: LOLOL A DOG COLLAR ON SULLI. i would put this under 'the good' but i'd be shot, plus there was one on Luna too, but Lunabb made it look so good.
Okay I'm done. To clarify, I watched the first minute (?) of the SHINee perf, and the MBLAQ perf and the MBLAQ + 4Minute perf and the Maknae perf. Oh and SNSD but there wasn't anything really osm or really bad or really LOL about it hence the no mention. If Sunny bunny got a whole lot of camera time or had a WOW hairstyle which to me she didn't really then I would have mentioned it. Oh well. I'm done now. It feels so good to get it off my chest lols. I shall finish watching the whole thing tmr at work, and maybe come update this. And yes, yes I am working on the next chapter of Ghosts lols.
Added: HANDS DOWN THE BEST PERF WAS THE KIDS IN THE INTRO OMGGGGGGGGGGGG. THEY ARE SO ADORABLE. but I was looking out for a missing yoogeun moogeun. )):
and i finished watching 80% of the vids. *accomplished*
for those who did't catch it last night, or can't get it tonight, here's the perf.
*note, I haven't finished watching allll the performances, I didn't even finish the SHINee vid cos my dad is threatening to cut off my internet*
*EDITED*
First, the good.
1. Taemin with a whip. PD ILY FOR EVER AND EVER FOR THAT OMG IF THAT BOY WASN'T JAILBAIT TO YOU BEFORE HE'D DAMM WELL BETTER BE AFTER YOU WATCH THAT.
2. SHINee in chains. Again, PD, ily for that. I was like 'OH F F F F F F F F F F F F FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THEY'RE CHAINED UP OH FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU' for a full ten minutes (cuz i paused it after seeing the intro due to spazz overload).
3. SHINee's beautiful goth/whatever makeup, yes including Key's. I was like OHMYGOD THIS IS HOW VAMPIRES SHOULD LOOK LIKE OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG TAEM NEEDS TO LOOK LIKE THIS IN GHOSTS ONLY CUTER LOLOLOL. It was inspiring. ^^
4. Seobb flying down like the gorgeous goddess angel that she is. Ofc, it would have been a million times cooler if she'd actually done the acrobatic tricks with those ribbons (like wrapping her whole body arnd it etc etc, go watch some Chinese talent show) but then again that takes like a million years to learn well and we don't want our seobb getting injured now do we.
5. Beautiful beautiful 4Minute girls in wonderful white dresses with their flawless white skin. just another way to make myself feel ugly, but then again, I'm always ugly compared to any of them.
6. MBLAQ's flawless 'Y' performance. I mean, seriously, this was the best one I've seen yet, and trust me, I've seen a lot. Most of the time, by the second chorus their cheo is getting out and messy, and their movements aren't as sharp. But tonight, it was perfect. Maybe cos it's their last perf? And ofc Yang Leader's black boxers. ^^
And now the bad:
*note, mass caps spam, be warned*
1. WHAT THE HELL WAS WITH ALL MY BIASES HAIR?!!!!! KEY'S HAIR WAS A COMPLETE AND UTTER DISASTER. I MEAN, HIS HAIR IS USUALLY A LITTLE...ABSTRACT BUT ACCEPTABLE. I'M TELLING YOU, THAT TUFT OF GRASS WAS NOT ACCEPTABLE. AT ALL.
AND SEUNGHO TOO!!! THE BLONDE HAIR THING WAS GOING WELL especially when they remembered to dye his eyebrows AND THEN THEY WENT TO GO BACK TO THAT ROOSTER RED AND IDEK WHAT KIND OF DISGUSTING HAIRSTYLE THAT WAS. GUYS IN THE ARMY HAVE BETTER HAIR THAN THAT.
(G.Os hair was not as osm as usual, but I'll let it pass cos it didn't injure my eyes)
AND THE MBLAQ MAKNAE LINE, MY DEAR STYLIST, DO THEY LOOK LIKE SKUNKS TO YOU?!!!!!!! YOU KNOW FOR THE MAKNE PERF WHEN MIR WAS THERE I WAS LIKE 'WOW THAT BACKUP DANCER HAS COOL COLORED HAIR' THEN I REALIZED: IT WAS MIR!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HE LOOKS LIKE CUELLA DE VILLE!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN MBLAQ CAME OUT AND I WAS LIKE HOLEY CRAP DOONGIE HAS THE SAME HAIR COLOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AND WORSE STILL IT LOOKS LIKE HE SPENT TOO MUCH TIME STANDING ON AN AIR VENT COS HE HAD OCTOPUS HAIR. LIKE SRSLY IT WAS BOUNCY.
2. HELLO, SM, WHAT IS WITH KEY AND TROT NOWADAYS?!!! HE LIKES FASHION DESIGN, NOT WARBLING VOICES!!!! AS IF THE REPEATED SPOCK WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, YOU JUST HADDDD TO MAKE HIM DO TROT, AGAIN!!!!! LIKE WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLL.
3. What was with Jjong in the birdcage. Like really. JUST GIVE HIM A DAMM PLATFORM, WHY DO YOU NEED THE GIANT HEAD MASSAGER ENCLOSING HIM. No, srsly, there's a head massager thing that looks like that, I got attacked by one before.
4. Actually now that the hair thing is over there isn't much left to say.... OH YEAH KEY'S CAMERA TIME. I KNOW DUBU'S THE LEADER AND THE BETTER SINGER AND I LOVE HIM TOO BUT LIKE SRSLY YOU DAMM CAMERAMAN DURING KEY'S PARTS DUBU HAS CLOSEUP DURING ONEW'S PART DUBU STILL HAS CLOSEUP THEN AT KEY'S NEXT PART YOU ZOOM OUT?!!!!!! YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE CAMERA FOR A REASON DAMMIT IF YOU CAN'T GET A CLOSEUP OF KEY FROM THAT ANGLE THEN CHANGE THE DAMM CAMERA AND DON'T SHOW ME 2NE1 SMILING AWKWARDLY AT THE AWKWARD TROT.
*mind, I love dubu leader, it's just that I was really annoyed by this*
5. WHY LA WHY DID THEY HAVE TO PUT 4MINUTE WITH MBLAQ??? WE ALL KNOW G.O. HAS A MANCRUSH ON GAYOON, AND JOONIE AND HYUNA ARE LIKE THE HIGHEST VOTED COUPLE FOR WGM (?) BUT THEY'RE TOO DAMM PRETTY DAMMIT. GIVE US FANGIRLS A CHANCE WILL YOU. And besides, we allll know Seungho has the hots for Secret's Sunhwa, duh.
*okay this is totally personal, you can just skip this, or even bash me for it. hahahaha.*
Okay, random LOL points:
What the hell was Sulli doing with Chansung. Note, there was NOTHING wrong with what Chanana was doing, I'm just talking about Sulli here. Darling, you're in a dress, you do not roll about on guys backs and get swung around by them, when in a dress.
And I love the fact that Yang Leader's outfit was like the 'general' cus he's the leader and all, but seriously, did you have to give the hairman a furry outfit. I was LOL-ing so hard when I noticed. I mean, THE GUY IS HAIRY ENOUGH ON HIS OWN I could see his stubble already HE DOESN'T NEED YOUR FAKE FUR JUST RIP HIS SHIRT LOL.
And Minho LOLOLOL. I know Siwon was preparing for his own perf so he couldn't be SiBond, and they used Minho instead, but like GIVE HIM A REAL LOOKING FAKE GUN ALREADY LOLOL. IT'S JUST 10,000WON AT THE TOYS'RUS STORE. I MEAN, WHAT WAS THAT HE WAS HOLDING? It looked like a hanky tied to LOOK like a gun. I know there are underage viewers and all, but seriously. -.-
Added: LOLOL A DOG COLLAR ON SULLI. i would put this under 'the good' but i'd be shot, plus there was one on Luna too, but Lunabb made it look so good.
Okay I'm done. To clarify, I watched the first minute (?) of the SHINee perf, and the MBLAQ perf and the MBLAQ + 4Minute perf and the Maknae perf. Oh and SNSD but there wasn't anything really osm or really bad or really LOL about it hence the no mention. If Sunny bunny got a whole lot of camera time or had a WOW hairstyle which to me she didn't really then I would have mentioned it. Oh well. I'm done now. It feels so good to get it off my chest lols. I shall finish watching the whole thing tmr at work, and maybe come update this. And yes, yes I am working on the next chapter of Ghosts lols.
Added: HANDS DOWN THE BEST PERF WAS THE KIDS IN THE INTRO OMGGGGGGGGGGGG. THEY ARE SO ADORABLE. but I was looking out for a missing yoogeun moogeun. )):
and i finished watching 80% of the vids. *accomplished*
for those who did't catch it last night, or can't get it tonight, here's the perf.