I'm supposed to be working on my research paper
KLAINE SEX!!!
KLAINE SEX!!!!!
HOW WILL FANDOM SURVIVE THIS?? HOW WILL I SURVIVE THIS???
Hell, even just the described make-out scene in the back of the car that leads to the fight scene that people observed last night... that just sounds like the best kind of fanfic ever--the acted out kind! Hands and kissing and groping and arching, and then ANGST!!!
And then.... *HYPERVENTILATING* THERE WILL BE A MAKE UP SCENE!! THAT IS PROBABLY GOING TO LEAD TO THE ACTUAL SEX!!
KLAINE IS GOING TO HAVE MAKEUP SEX ALMOST ONE YEAR TO THE DAY THAT THEY FIRST MET!!!
The gifs that will arise from this episode are going to KILL ME.
And I still want to know how everything is going to get covered--I mean, Blaine is supposed to go to Dalton, too. And there's the stuff with Sebastian (like him being shot out of a cannon?!?!), and Karofsky, and the gay bar, and there's still stuff with Finchel (WHO CARES!), and I'm sure other stuff in there somewhere that doesn't involve the two main (OMG KLAINE IS THE BETA COUPLE!!!) couples, and songs, too. I mean, surely there will be songs. BUT. BUT. KLAINE SEX. AND MAKEOUTS. AND GAY BAR DANCING. AND ANGST.
TELL ME THIS DOESN'T SOUND LIKE FANFIC!?!?!
Somebody hold me because this is my last month on earth. I will die come November 8th. Mark my words.
BRB my babies are going to have sex for their first time together, and it's going to be beautiful and sweet and they are going to be endgame and married by 30 LEGALLY and most of this is happening on my screen between my two favorite people currently in existence and I CAN'T SURVIVE MUCH MORE OF THIS.
*HYPERVENTILATING UNTIL NOVEMBER*