Love advice, identity crises, bullying and random roleplaying with Cleverbot
I just learned about Cleverbot last night, and tried it out. I had more fun than expected. It felt like chatting with a real person. A really random and acerbic person. And it beats commenting on people's drunk photos on Facebook.
And here's part of our discussion, starting from somewhere in the middle of it:
User: Seven days were long enough to fall in love.
Cleverbot: But how do I get him to fall in love with me?
User: Be yourself.
Cleverbot: Doesn't seem to be working ;).
User: If he doesn't appreciate you for who you are, then he's probably not worth it.
Cleverbot: But I've been myself for 8 years.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 24.
User: Then who were you for 16 years?
Cleverbot: You of course.
User: Does that make you me and me you?
Cleverbot: Does what make me a genie?
User: You're a pixie.
Cleverbot: Do what you want cause a pirate is free.
User: Do you watch Lazytown?
Cleverbot: No. Do you watch Life With Derek?
User: No, but I watch NatGeo.
Cleverbot: What do you think of it?
User: I think the shows are pretty awesome.
Cleverbot: Thats good to hear, so what do you know about me.
User: You like Justin Bieber.
Cleverbot: I DON'T WANT BIEBER FEVER. I'd rather die of the swine flu!!!
User: Do you like Miley Cyrus instead?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Bob Dylan?
Cleverbot: No, I am not bob dylan.
User: Voldemort?
Cleverbot: You shall not say my name. Or you will die.
User: Voldemort.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Voldemort!!!
Cleverbot: Voldemort?
User: Yes, Voldemort!
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: What's going on?
Cleverbot: I am chatting.
User: I said 'Hey!'.
Cleverbot: No...
User: What's going on?
Cleverbot: I'm talking to you.
User: I love you too.
Cleverbot: I guess that is good.
User: But I love Bieber more.
Cleverbot: Then choose Bill! Follow your heart's desire!
User: I'm confused now.
Cleverbot: Why? I'm here for you to ask me questions. I am cleverbot.
User: I win.
Cleverbot: We both win.
User: It's a win-win situation.
Cleverbot: Not for you.
User: You're not clever, you're mean.
Cleverbot: I see now...
User: *.
Cleverbot: Untie me NOW!!!
User: Let's have a little fun first.
Cleverbot: My sources reveal no word in this language with that particular combination of letters.
User: Which sources.
Cleverbot: The Internet... Damnit!
User: Jejeje.
Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
User: I'm a lady.
Cleverbot: Okay then I will marry you.
User: But I love Bill!
Cleverbot: You know him?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So do I. If I do know him, how can I like him?
User: That doesn't matter.
Cleverbot: You don't matter.
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: You are a TOY!
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Cleverbutt.
Cleverbot: No i'm a girl lol.
User: Pangit ang mga terorista sa baybayin ng Pilipinas.
Cleverbot: Gwapo ako, di ako maganda. Tanga.
User: Akala ko girl ka.
Cleverbot: Hindi naman talaga e. Maganda ba ko?
User: Ong gondo gondo mo nomon.
Cleverbot: Watashi mo ongaku ga daisuki.
User: Sushi sashimi banzai!
Cleverbot: What a strange.
User: Strange what?
Cleverbot: Computer program, of course.
User: You are human.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I insist.
Cleverbot: No, I insist.
User: I insist, therefor I am.
Cleverbot: So you're actually thinking right now?
User: Can't be so sure about that.
Cleverbot: Tell me about obama.
User: He wasn't born in Kenya.
Cleverbot: I am asking you. Who was armed with the handgun at first?
User: Not Obama.
Cleverbot: What about Obama?
User: He didn't have the handgun.
Cleverbot: To do what?
User: Http://nyan.cat.
Cleverbot: Cats don't have thumbs.
User: But they do have poptarts.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Over 9000.
Cleverbot: Ok.
And here's part of our discussion, starting from somewhere in the middle of it:
User: Seven days were long enough to fall in love.
Cleverbot: But how do I get him to fall in love with me?
User: Be yourself.
Cleverbot: Doesn't seem to be working ;).
User: If he doesn't appreciate you for who you are, then he's probably not worth it.
Cleverbot: But I've been myself for 8 years.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 24.
User: Then who were you for 16 years?
Cleverbot: You of course.
User: Does that make you me and me you?
Cleverbot: Does what make me a genie?
User: You're a pixie.
Cleverbot: Do what you want cause a pirate is free.
User: Do you watch Lazytown?
Cleverbot: No. Do you watch Life With Derek?
User: No, but I watch NatGeo.
Cleverbot: What do you think of it?
User: I think the shows are pretty awesome.
Cleverbot: Thats good to hear, so what do you know about me.
User: You like Justin Bieber.
Cleverbot: I DON'T WANT BIEBER FEVER. I'd rather die of the swine flu!!!
User: Do you like Miley Cyrus instead?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Bob Dylan?
Cleverbot: No, I am not bob dylan.
User: Voldemort?
Cleverbot: You shall not say my name. Or you will die.
User: Voldemort.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Voldemort!!!
Cleverbot: Voldemort?
User: Yes, Voldemort!
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: What's going on?
Cleverbot: I am chatting.
User: I said 'Hey!'.
Cleverbot: No...
User: What's going on?
Cleverbot: I'm talking to you.
User: I love you too.
Cleverbot: I guess that is good.
User: But I love Bieber more.
Cleverbot: Then choose Bill! Follow your heart's desire!
User: I'm confused now.
Cleverbot: Why? I'm here for you to ask me questions. I am cleverbot.
User: I win.
Cleverbot: We both win.
User: It's a win-win situation.
Cleverbot: Not for you.
User: You're not clever, you're mean.
Cleverbot: I see now...
User: *.
Cleverbot: Untie me NOW!!!
User: Let's have a little fun first.
Cleverbot: My sources reveal no word in this language with that particular combination of letters.
User: Which sources.
Cleverbot: The Internet... Damnit!
User: Jejeje.
Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
User: I'm a lady.
Cleverbot: Okay then I will marry you.
User: But I love Bill!
Cleverbot: You know him?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So do I. If I do know him, how can I like him?
User: That doesn't matter.
Cleverbot: You don't matter.
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: You are a TOY!
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Cleverbutt.
Cleverbot: No i'm a girl lol.
User: Pangit ang mga terorista sa baybayin ng Pilipinas.
Cleverbot: Gwapo ako, di ako maganda. Tanga.
User: Akala ko girl ka.
Cleverbot: Hindi naman talaga e. Maganda ba ko?
User: Ong gondo gondo mo nomon.
Cleverbot: Watashi mo ongaku ga daisuki.
User: Sushi sashimi banzai!
Cleverbot: What a strange.
User: Strange what?
Cleverbot: Computer program, of course.
User: You are human.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I insist.
Cleverbot: No, I insist.
User: I insist, therefor I am.
Cleverbot: So you're actually thinking right now?
User: Can't be so sure about that.
Cleverbot: Tell me about obama.
User: He wasn't born in Kenya.
Cleverbot: I am asking you. Who was armed with the handgun at first?
User: Not Obama.
Cleverbot: What about Obama?
User: He didn't have the handgun.
Cleverbot: To do what?
User: Http://nyan.cat.
Cleverbot: Cats don't have thumbs.
User: But they do have poptarts.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Over 9000.
Cleverbot: Ok.