If you've done, or are going to do, the meme, you'll get why
daijobu_kun called it the ASLKJDFLKASJDFL meme. Probably inspired by how often I went ASLKJDFLKASJDFL at her on MSN while trying to answer this. 0.0
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The one and only (self-explanatory): Ichijou Azusa
The spouse (xx years and still going strong): Chie’s Hands Ouki Kaname
The lover (the one you keep on the sideline for your personal satisfaction): Chie’s Hands Asumi Rio
The poor one-night stand (the rather promising but ultimately failing quickie): Sena Jun
The nostalgic first time (self-explanatory): Asami Hikaru
The disappointing blind date (the one date that became two dates and then it all went downhill from there): Wao Youka
The positively surprising blind date (the one date that became two dates and then continued to form a foundation for great affection): Chie’s Hands Kiriya Hiromu
The best friend (self-explanatory): Yuzuki Reon (Not her hands.)
The friend with benefits (the one you casually hang out with in more ways than one): Chie’s Hands Misuzu Aki
The parent of your children (the one whose genes you’d like to reproduce): Chie’s Hands Sagiri Seina
The unforeseen crush (the love you didn’t see coming): Chie’s Hands Asaka Manato
The tragic love (the love that hit a dead end almost before it began): Ryouga Haruhi
The awkward acquaintance (the one you emotionally admire, but intellectually find troublesome): Yumeka Ami
The overrated popular kid (the one they all talk about and whom you just don’t get): Haruno Sumire
The much admired older sibling (the one you’d like to rely on): Todoroki Yuu
The irritatingly endearing younger sibling (the one you’d secretly love being teased by): Kisaragi Ren
The teacher (the obviously talented but also somewhat intimidating mentor): Shizuki Asato
The protégé (the one you have unconditionally taken under your wing): Tenju Mitsuki
The rebound (the one you always return to when none of the others are available): Chie’s Hands Otozuki Kei
The guilty pleasure (the one nobody else thinks much of but whom you genuinely like): Chie’s Hands Hanagata Mitsuru
The long-distance relationship (the one for whom your affection grows stronger the farther away you are): Oozora Yuuhi
The gradually warming relationship (the one you initially didn’t like but have developed a sceptical fondness of): Ozuki Tooma
The case of denial (the one you really shouldn’t like but do like anyway): Makaze Suzuho
The friend too rarely visited (the one you always enjoy the company of and yet only visit once a year): Sou Kazuho
The intimidating classmate (the one who you think would be a great support for you but whom you’re too scared to approach): Ryuu Masaki?
The new friend (the one you just met and with whom you probably will start a great friendship): Saou Kurama
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