Back from the dead...with HOSPITAL TALES!

[aequanoctis]

Some things I just can't write anywhere else than here, because fb sees everything and sometimes I just want to talk about the indignities of my job

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[summerglow]

EWWW who sticks a can of hairspray up their butt???

[aequanoctis]

IKR?? It's not like you can't go to any sex shop and get a giant, safe butt plug so you don't end up in the ER looking like a buttclown lol

Although I've googled giant butt plugs and those things are rather expensive!

[lilblueunicorn]

My question is... how big was the can? Cuz if he got an entire can of aquanet up there... DAYUM. O_O

Just for reference... this is aquanet.

[aequanoctis]

It was hard to figure out the real size because it was a x-ray, but it was longuer and sleeker than Aqua net I think. I was litterally going from the rectum up to his belly. That must have been one awkward run to the ER

[lilblueunicorn]

My God how did he sit down??? Ouch D:

-§parky

[pinkzzebra]

These are epic stories, you should post more. ;)

[aequanoctis]

Google Fournier's Gangrene. That was yesterday's 'The More you Know' moment.

[lilithsatyne]

I know I shouldn't laugh, but I snorted a little bit about cracking dead bodies.

[aequanoctis]

human cadavers are uncooperative creatures x_x