HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY CORYaeromatic500September 24 2003, 12:54:56 UTC
Mr. Cocomazzi has been my friend and esteemed associate since freshman year. He's taken me under his wing and expanded my mind in ways that I wished weren't possible. A truly hilarious person, caring friend, and uber talented musician. He's spiffy!
if I were gay, I'd totally sew his hands to his feet and fuck him in the shower.
Thanks John.
anonymous
September 24 2003, 19:31:31 UTC
You're the most bland, uninteresting and emotionally barren person I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. And yes, I would also sew your hands to your feet and fuck you in the shower. Amen.
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if I were gay, I'd totally sew his hands to his feet and fuck him in the shower.
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Are you into cold cuts? Ham? Balogna? Olive-loaf? John Stamos?
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And yes, I would also sew your hands to your feet and fuck you in the shower. Amen.
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