Your probably wrongrico14November 19 2003, 17:46:25 UTC
Paris would not necessarily be one of the worst lays ever. She would be one of the most obediant lays ever. Which has it's obvious pro's and cons. What puts her over the top is her all time high celebrity skank rating of 79873946289837098043900234098
Paris Hilton = Gay Dinosauraeromatic500November 20 2003, 08:42:44 UTC
man, any chick that answers her cell phone in the middle of sex is, in my humble opinion, a bad lay.
Most of the hubbub she's causing about the video is probably just because it makes her look really bad in the sack, she couldn't find a dick if it was shooting up flares.
i dunno man...drewmanNovember 19 2003, 18:07:03 UTC
it's hard for me to say. but damn, isn't that video gross? i think that she would only be bad if there was a camera, because she's such an attention whore that she's more worried about all the college students who will inevitably see the film than the guy ramming her from behind who would eventually marry shannen doherty.
i like that piece john, it's very well written. you'll have to check out this thing i'm writing when i finish it. it's heavily influenced by our good friend chuck palahniuk. just as yours always is as well.
there's nothing more dangerous than a literate man with a will of his own.
man, i just thought of that, and i think i'm gonna find someplace to put it in my story. don't steal it, you bastard!!!!
oh, and rick? i'm gonna KILL you. you and your damn band test-dealy with the faulty tab html screwed up my whole friends page. you asshole.
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What puts her over the top is her all time high celebrity skank rating of 79873946289837098043900234098
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Most of the hubbub she's causing about the video is probably just because it makes her look really bad in the sack, she couldn't find a dick if it was shooting up flares.
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i like that piece john, it's very well written. you'll have to check out this thing i'm writing when i finish it. it's heavily influenced by our good friend chuck palahniuk. just as yours always is as well.
there's nothing more dangerous than a literate man with a will of his own.
man, i just thought of that, and i think i'm gonna find someplace to put it in my story. don't steal it, you bastard!!!!
oh, and rick? i'm gonna KILL you. you and your damn band test-dealy with the faulty tab html screwed up my whole friends page. you asshole.
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p.s. last night was amazing johny bear
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