i'm an interesting post!

read me and comment!

some day i'll be rich and powerful and have an oil tanker named after me, just like condoleeza rice... some day

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were it not for you, I would never have seen Janet Jackson's teat

so what if the lady's old enough to be my mom?
teats on tv is still teats for free.

what happens when a fame starved city like Boston can finally identify with a winning team?
pure, absolute mayhem.

B. Campbell, thanks for making big chins cool.

this one ( Read more... )

Scat*Golden Shower*Felching*Water Sports*Bukkake

it's getting near judgement day for the ham sandwich in my fridge.
better luck next time buddy.

if i see any more advertisements for "one tree hill" someone will die.

and just for good measure:
Hot Carl*Sploshing*Cleveland Steamer

drunk john(tm) is on official hiatus until further notice

kung fu movies every saturday from now on.
brain.

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stamps sold seperately

SHOW ME DESIRE

SHOW ME THE FIRE

TAKIN IT HIGHER AND HIGHER

yah yah yah, i've heard it a million times.
And I know EXACTLY where those fingers have been.

I look like I want to hurt you.

Aram and Kelly cut my brain. Hairy towels.

everyone slept with your wife, she's a whore, get over it.

Happy Birthday Ian! I LOVE YOU!!!