Fic: put that away, kaner

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Title: put that away, kaner
Fandom: NHL RPF
Characters: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Patrick Kane. He deserves his own warning.
Word Count: 1k
Notes: Like most hockey rpf, this ficlet was borne from chat. Naturally, the topic of Kaner being completely ridiculous in ways involving his dick came about. You ladies are amazing

Comments

[diora1]

Oh come on Jonny, you totally meant you owned his dick that way! Lying to yourself is bad.

This whole story is fantastically funny.

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Glad you liked!! :D

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Hai there! I love it when fandoms collide :D:D:D

Oh, Kaner. He is honestly too much for this world. *pets him* *...wipes hand on trousers*

[andthenextday]

“Fuck you. You don’t own my dick.”

“Yeah, I do,”

YEAH YOU DO.

oh man, so many feelings and so much laughter. this is so, so fantastic (mostly because i would 110% buy that it has actually happened and Shaw would be the one who is the most interested...)

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TAZER OWNS KANER'S EVERYTHING. And Kaner loves it.

Thanks for reading!

[snowrose]

<3

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:D

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Hee!! \o/