with a dry, cool wit like that you should've been an action herojasperkennedyJune 23 2005, 10:40:06 UTC
i wish i could've been there. i would've tried to work in "good...bad... you're the guy with the gun." or "there's one thing you forgot... that weapon's safety's on." then when he looked down to check it out, i would've wheel myself right into him. his gun would've flown into the air, i would've grabbed it with one hand, followed by a pump action, then put the barrel to his nose. "there's two types of people in this world: those on the floor and those with guns." then i would've shot him for the fun of it. aaahhh the mind of the disabled.
Holy Clifton, that is something I mused about quite often while working at Tom Thumb (out of all the employees at the store, I was the only one to never have experienced a robbery). I would always get extreemly nervous when working at night... a lot of people that looked like potential robers would come into the store (they all had the really anxious look about them as well
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Kinda makes me think though.
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OH
I like men.
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Now.. Did he just want money or did he also cart out like all the lotto scratch offs and malt liquor?
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