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Shake hands with beef.

I temporarily forgot that particulay literary term, and am certain Adam will reply with it ( Read more... )

I have a new wallpaper. Those of you who know my previous one will find me stuck in a trend. It IS trendy though, and I find it to be somewhat fitting, in the "darker" sense of things ( Read more... )

People make me sick sometimes ( Read more... )

This morning I saved a life. On the way back home from John's house I found a turtle making the long hard journy across the road. I whipped into a ditch and gave the little guy a hand. I am quite pleased with myself =Q ( Read more... )

So, simply put, last night was just THE SHIT ( Read more... )

I'm a mangoman ( Read more... )

Has anyone ever gotten a Valentines Day prank? Because I got one this morning. I picked up the giant card and read the inside of it and thought ( Read more... )

I'm sorry you can't stand me ( Read more... )