What to do with a broken iPhone

[aerynea]

So I have since moved on and gotten a new phone, but I recently rediscovered the iPhone in my car.

So what should I do with it?  It is an unfixable, wine-damaged 4GB iPhone.

What would YOU do with it?

Comments

[king_nerd]

Throw it at people that annoy you, OR tempt desperate winos by offering to let them suck the wine out of it so you can make hobo stew.

[shadowtherat]

Pretend like it's working in public to look cool.

[vpang]

I actually second this idea.
I picture you pretending to use it, and then getting a real call on your new phone... and I lol on the inside

[colinzeal]

Hmm. I guess we know if it will blend already.

[aerynea]

I don't actually have a blender :(

[b_glad]

I would smash it to pieces. Or set it on fire. Or both.

[aerynea]

I am considering dolling it up and making it the topper for our christmas tree

[mropus]

Do this in a very public place while having a fake angry conversation on it. Make a big scene then smash the fuck out of it.

Also, film it. :)

[quixotiqal]

I love this idea.

[astyanax83]

Use it to stir your red wine.

[aerynea]

you cut me wes.

[astyanax83]

i cut you with my working iphone >:)

[aerynea]

omfg I thought we were bros