Fat Bottomed Girls

[aerynn]

There is a song called "Fat Bottomed Girls." It is kind of an anthem to how "fat bottomed girls make the lovin' world go 'round." Here is a hint to men: there is no way to win with this song, other than complete disavowal. Do not sing this song loudly and enthusiastically. Because if you do, either you are saying that you love fat-bottomed girls

Comments

[cronodeus]

Huh. Maybe that's been my problem the entire time... I mean, here I've been going around singing "Fat Bottomed Girls" all over the place, in front of dates, down the street, all that jazz, and all with my natural energy and volume and I haven't had a date in weeks! It all makes sense, now!

*wild grin*.
Sorry, couldn't resist a tongue-in-cheek response. Your point is well taken, though.

[aerynn]

It seriously can't be helping. :-P

[celtic_meg]

You know, I am so glad I've never heard that song. iTunes is my friend, and ignorance is bliss (in this case).

Hey. Will be at Uncle Bill C.'s tomorrow. He's Grandma A's brother. Hopefully, I'll get some good info on the C side of the family. If not, I get to take home a few old Irish Fest posters.

I made stew tonight with 4 pounds of beef and 4 cans of Guinness. Taking him some, with my brown bread, for early St. Pat's meals. I could hardly lift the pot to stow it in the fridge. LOL

Even if I don't get family tree info, I'm taking my digital recorder and will hopefully get some good stories. I'll email them to you if I do. :)

Meg

[aerynn]

I've found a bunch of census records that have helped fill in that line, but there are so many Careys it is like untangling a ball of yarn to sort them out. Any help you can get from people who actually know who is who is appreciated. Of course, having a good time with your family is a great side effect!

[scorcerrer]

You completely insult the very nature of rock and roll. You are leaving out the fact that maybe the person does like girls with fat bottoms, and perhaps that even the fat bottomed girl is already fat bottomed and likes it :P

So, it's lose, lose, win. However, that is a a lot of circumstances that need to be right.

[aerynn]

In my experience, girls who are fat bottomed and like being called fat bottomed, are probably seriously chunky bunnies, because girls who struggle to stay mostly in shape hate having a fat anything! :-P

[ninjaboyjohn]

My girl best like Queen, tis all I'm sayin' :)

(Of course "I was born to love you" is a better Freddy Mercury song to sing to the ladies)

[scorcerrer]

Also note, Stevie Wonder has some awesome love songs to boot.

[aerynn]

Stevie Wonder, yes, Queen, not so much.

[aerynn]

Always remember that discretion is the heart of valor. ;) It is okay to like Queen, but I am not responsible for any negative impact on your love life as a result!