Heh heh. So they run into Tom Brady in the A&P, right? (He's, I dunno, buying toilet paper or something. Emergency.)
John [who is half blocking the aisle with his cart]: Oh wow, hey, Tom Brady! Tom Brady: Yeah, that's me. Rodney [coming up, suspicious]: Who're you? John: Rodney, this is Tom Brady. Rodney [hostile]: Are you an old boyfriend? Tom Brady: Um, well... Rodney: because if you are and you dumped him, finders keepers and-- John: Rodney, Tom Brady's the quarterback for the New England Patriots? Rodney: You never told me you had an ex who plays football. [sideways look] He looks kind of young. John: Rodney, he wasn't my boyfriend. Rodney: If you try to seduce him back, I know people at NORAD. Tom Brady: I'll, uh, keep that in mind. Rodney: See that you do. John: Oh my God. Tom Brady: [escapes] Rodney: I hope you got the double-quilted this time, Sheppard.
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Wait, no, that's me.
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Oh, no. That's me.
I think I just broke my own brain.
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Heh heh. So they run into Tom Brady in the A&P, right? (He's, I dunno, buying toilet paper or something. Emergency.)
John [who is half blocking the aisle with his cart]: Oh wow, hey, Tom Brady!
Tom Brady: Yeah, that's me.
Rodney [coming up, suspicious]: Who're you?
John: Rodney, this is Tom Brady.
Rodney [hostile]: Are you an old boyfriend?
Tom Brady: Um, well...
Rodney: because if you are and you dumped him, finders keepers and--
John: Rodney, Tom Brady's the quarterback for the New England Patriots?
Rodney: You never told me you had an ex who plays football. [sideways look] He looks kind of young.
John: Rodney, he wasn't my boyfriend.
Rodney: If you try to seduce him back, I know people at NORAD.
Tom Brady: I'll, uh, keep that in mind.
Rodney: See that you do.
John: Oh my God.
Tom Brady: [escapes]
Rodney: I hope you got the double-quilted this time, Sheppard.
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Poor Tommy. Facing down NFL defenses ain't nothing compared to a jealous Rodney McKay!
*is still giggling*
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Oh, yeah. Rodney can mess him up in ways a defensive guard can only dream of.
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