Oh my god, it was a festival of stupid. I feel like I encountered two of the stupidest people in New Hampshire. The king of New Hampshire stupid, though, has got to be the congressional candidate down in Concord who would really prefer it if black and brown people did not live in the US and is making this the platform he is campaigning on. Seriously.
Ooh, I thought that was just me! I had three or four that I was going to have made up (someday) and then stick them on the deserving cars in parking lots and at red lights.
Let's see:
Warning - I don't know where my signals are
Not drunk, just a bad fucking driver
Too old to drive, too slow to die (Hey, I was in high school, and meaner than I am now.)
Oh, how I have dreamed of this. A few times I've been so tempted by the egregious stupidity of people's bumper stickers (for example, the "Christian yoga" lady) to write notes along the lines of "Dear Car Owner: You are a fucking idiot. I just thought you should know" and leave them on the windshield.
That's what I wanted to ask this girl. I can understand that reading is difficult if you're dyslexic or have other cognitive/visual processing issues, or if your eyesight is bad, but what I can't understand is choosing not to read and being proud of it.
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*speechless*
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Let's see:
Warning - I don't know where my signals are
Not drunk, just a bad fucking driver
Too old to drive, too slow to die
(Hey, I was in high school, and meaner than I am now.)
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I'd run through a stack of those just on a trip to the grocery store with the way idiots drive around here.
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