I just returned from collecting my free turkey at ACS, and let me tell you, if I'd driven out there just for the sole purpose of picking up this miniature bird, I would have slaughtered every one of those fuckers. Some basket, I got a bag of oranges, some potatoes, the pigeon, and a box of StoveTop Stuffing. Yes, StoveTop stuffing ( Read more... )

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I'm a huge fan of black metal, but sometimes I wonder just how crazy these guys are.


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I'm here in the house reading the internet. While wearing a balaclava.

Someday, I shall traverse the mountains.

According to NBC, Dimebag Darrell (of Pantera fame) has been gunned down, possibly Vinnie as well. Despite Pantera having been dead for a while now, that's still pretty shitty.

Seems like I'll be getting one of these for Christmas:


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Ever have someone leave something at your house, and then after you get used to having it around, they come and take it back at the worst moment? Yeah, I have, and its made me fucking furious ( Read more... )

I'm in love with a camwhore.

Pull the trigger and the nightmare stops (sigh).

"Your fate was decided the moment I became your opponent," the wielder of scissors stated as she hovered above my head.

From that day on, I was never the same.

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