004. The Serpent is Uncharacteristically Excited

[aesopserpent]

So after five solid months of bending over backwards to make the most annoying client in the world happy, I have now landed the biggest deal of my career.  Robert finally signed the papers with the agency giving us a three year, exclusive contract with Eli Lilly and Company to handle all of their North American advertising.  And the best part?

Comments

[pappybear]

[aesopserpent]

Thank you, it will certainly be nice to have the chance to relax for a week or two. Or at least a few days.

[pappybear]

[aesopserpent]

Always. Too much free time and I might find myself bored. And that never ends well.

[tygerburning]

Congratulations Ms. Prescott and thank you very much for your gift. I'm quite pleased to see my recommendation was useful to you.

[aesopserpent]

You're quite welcome. It was the least I could do to repay the favor.

[alwayspoised]

I could think of a few people who would benefit from either of those ads run repeatedly whilst they were locked in a room and chained to a chair. Or, you know, free sample. The first option sounds so much more fun.

[aesopserpent]

Oh that could definitely be quite entertaining! Perhaps I will have to issue some invitations to a focus group. Of sorts...

[alwayspoised]

Have I mentioned how much I like the way you think? I could forward a few names your way for the latter. The former, it seems, is what half of my patients come in requesting. The other half want to proceed straight on to Xanax.

[aesopserpent]

Well to be fair, the credit for the idea is all yours. And I would be more than happy to use my position for some harmless torment, although after a few hours, they might very well end up right back on your sofa.

Does walking into a psychiatrist's office and demanding Xanax actually work?