Helmet time.

[aeswyr]

Just so that everyone knows: Life sucks, wear a helmet, that way when you crash into the big windshield we call reality your ass won't be the last thing that goes through your mind.

Comments

[anij]

Yeah, the helmet, at least, is required. So when you tell the dentist you need antibiotics for a tooth infection, he can give you pain killers and you can wake yourself up at five in the morning, screaming in pain when you clamp down on the tooth in your sleep and the pain is so great you remain curled up on the floor crying for 20 minutes waiting for the damn vicodin to kick in. Oh wait, did I just say that out loud?

[aeswyr]

Ouch, sorry to hear about that. I grind my teeth when I sleep too. But on the up side, you have vicodin!

[will_crowley_2]

F U N N Y!!!!!
TO BOTH OF YOU DORTH AND TO THE PERSON WHO RESPONDED!