Comments | aettir: ☀ TEXT + VIDEO

aettir

☀ TEXT + VIDEO

Dec 31, 2011 02:34

FOR SALE
one (1) crow

all offers considered. delivery free.
[ VIDEO;; ]
[ the attachment's tilted to show only empty floor-for all of five seconds. there's a squawk in the unseen background, then, and in a blur, the camera's presented with two hands full of cranky-looking bird. ]

Gotch--damn it!

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all crows are bastards, need this like a blow to the head, being the errand boy is suffering, in before sharkling sarcasm

Comments 79

fatespoken January 1 2012, 08:05:49 UTC

You want a cat to eat the crow?

aettir January 1 2012, 08:57:51 UTC

Nah, pretty sure I'd get bitten to death first. He could probably take a cat, anyway.

fatespoken January 6 2012, 09:08:58 UTC

So what? Not your regular bird?

binarysky January 2 2012, 02:04:21 UTC

Why are you selling your bird?

aettir January 3 2012, 04:12:27 UTC

You are way better off not knowing. Trust me.

binarysky January 3 2012, 04:27:06 UTC

You can't not tell me now.

aettir January 3 2012, 04:37:18 UTC

No such rule, denied!

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