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[aeval_f]

Ted: It's like playing with fire! I mean.. what if a condom breaks? Or he's flossing his teeth and his gums bleed?
Brian: Or he shoots off his load and you're bending over to tie your shoe and it accidentally flies up your ass...Bored so here's some more quotes for y'all

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I <3 Pitas!

[quantum_rainbow]

Lumpy has the best quotes ever.

I still can't believe I said that. stupidest thing ever. *slaps forehead*

[creech_r]

yeah...it was my 10 yr old sister too.

[quantum_rainbow]

that's even better.