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werd. stole it from MC's xanger.
YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name?
Double-J C
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
Yasmina!
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you?
Children?
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with?
Hulia!!!
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
"Chin, Chan, Chen, Chong, they're all the same."
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?
Nah, I'd drop my first name.
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh?
Hmmm... well one time I laughen in bio because one of the things in the lesson was guanosine.... guano... teehee...
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most?
Schafs
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't?
Yep. Especially uber-racist/sexist/Helen Keller jokes.
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't?
There are no jokes that shouldn't be told.
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?
Mangina.
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written?
Ehhh, can't remember. Fish sauce comes to mind tho.
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?
DDR!!!!!
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?
Unfortunately, all too many...
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better?
Doubleyoo Tee Eff? Understand a song?
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head?
Although I'm not a fan of Britney, TOXIC woooooo -.-'
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?
Toxic....
(24)If u were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s)would you use?
Toxic.........
(25)If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s)would you hope he or she used?
OMGOMGOMGOMG Toxic
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or appearance?
Taste! Yumm frog legs, fish eyes, anus, etc.....
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese?
Polly-O String Cheese. Seriously.
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?
That I'm not exactly a cheese connoiseur....
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?
Of course. Who cares what kinda pig's body parts and MSG is in the food? It still tastes good!
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?
No. Meat was invented to be eaten.
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC?
PC. The politically correct computer.
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?
My computer (Bob) has no viruses or spyware wheeeee! Unlike some ppl I know who look at too much porn.
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?
Ehhh... if they're not hot, then I guess so.
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?
Nah. I'm still me.
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?
What's an eBay?
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?
Been there, done that.
(42) What do you love most about the other gender?
Boobies!
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender?
Menstrual cramps. Ewwww.
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender?
Why they're not all over me. Teehee.
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69?
Hahahahahaha yeah, plus whenever someone gets a failing grade, its always 69!
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?
Uhhh negative.
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number?
Yep.
(55) Do you actually know your IP address?
Yep. Geeky.
(56) Do you know what an IP address is?
Werd.
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code?
Of course!
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?
Nope, numbers make the world go round.
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.?
No, but they make me happy... downstairs....
(60) What do you think of pi?
It is irrational, yet transcendental. (Teehee. Lame math joke. Wow. Really lame. Not even a joke.)
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title?
Wow, definitely not. Wooo I'm excited.
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?
P.I.M.P.! Wow too bad (or good) it doesn't happen.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"?
If by dating you mean dating, then I'd prefer to know them. If by dating you mean sex, then blind all the way...
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member?
Ok wow, "what's in a name?" -.-' <- for actually quoting R&J for a survey answer.
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?
Yeh, cause I don't have too much success with asking girls out.
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
Isn't that what sex is all about, no emotional commitment?
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?
Nah, it's all psychological. If ur romantically attracted, then u think they're hot, even if they're not.
(68) Are you a horny person?
Person?
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?
NO!
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidendence?
Teehee.