Zooey Deschanel is marrying Ben Gibbard.

Part of me feels like MY LIFE IS OVER.
Part of me wonders why I care.
The other part of me glows a little bit
because once,
someone told me I reminded them of her.

Why are all of my male idols getting hitched?!?!?

Listen, buttfaces. Download this song.
www.box.net/shared/mgb5tfzajh

It's basically how I feel about you.
Except you're not Jack Kerouac.
Or dead. Nor are you even a dead Jack Kerouac.

Now we have a mind-numbing amount of free time;
I have to admit that the idea of inactivity already bores me.
I am an anxious housewife and Kyetty is my child.

PS- DUCKIE. ( Read more... )

and I was only trying to get a laugh.

I suddenly felt like watching Beirut's "Elephant Gun" music video
and remembered how it's probably one of my favorite videos
of all time. It makes me miss music and dance.
If I had to choreograph a modern dance or
a solo like I did for my GovSchool audition,
I would do it to this song. Regret.

If Cawlz made a music ( Read more... )

This morning, I just finished reading a copy of The Prestige.
Twenty minutes ago, I finished watching The Prestige.

Needless to say, they were very different. Reading it, I was totally looking forward to actually seeing the ending sequence. The movie, within the first five seconds, was a disappointment. In retrospect, I should've been ready ( Read more... )

Hey! This is my first Decemberists post, so I figured I'd make it a really good one.

Last night at Terminal 5 was so excellent.
This is pretty much the culmination of the night.

www.youtube.com/watch

Colin makes my knees weak.

I don't understand why
I'm so
angry

nearly

all of the time

I love Dave Foley
more than I love Gary Burghoff.

This is now a deadjournal,
excluding funny / devastating anecdotes about my love life
that cannot be posted elsewhere.

Anything else I have to say will be here
http://nark-narcissisme.blogspot.com/

Dig it.

It might have taken me a year to learn this, but ( Read more... )

I too woke up this morning and wondered  why I hadn't died.
I had a most ridiculous night, but
now I feel like a dirt pile and I have micro in an hour.

So Ramapo's TV station featured an awesome B-movie last night
called Frankenhooker. It includes:
mad scientists, a lawnmower, some hoes, enormous crack rocks,
an electro-static vagina, a plate of ( Read more... )

LJ quickies ( Read more... )