A Tale from My Skull

[afflictedfiend]

Okay, so I was walking down the street minding my own business thinking about the bacon I wanted but had no money to buy. It is then, while thinking thoughts of bacon when this bum comes crawling around the corner and he is rattling this can at my ankles. I felt bad so I put a few nickels in it that I had jinglin around in my pocket. I kept walking

Comments

[cocacolaadict]

holy shit. i thought this was a true story at first.

[unspoken_tears7]

o gosh matt...ur a funny kid.where the hell this stuff comes from, idk, but its funny. :)