star wars better than star trek? blasphemy!

May 01, 2010 13:49

Copy and pasta from facebook:

Stefan:happy birthday :D
(star wars is better than star trek)

Emm: you are delusional, my friend!
21 April at 20:13 ·

Stefan: it's a trap >:3
21 April at 20:28 ·

Emm: HE'S DEAD, JIM.
23 April at 16:35 ·

Stefan: i am ur father
23 April at 21:21 ·

Emm: "You have been and always shall be, my friend."
24 April at 20:56 ·

Stefan: i've gotta bad feeling about this
25 April at 00:02 ·

Emm: "KKKKKHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!"
25 April at 19:04 ·

Stefan: can somebody get this walking carpet outta my way?
25 April at 19:06 ·

Emm: "You green blooded hobgoblin."
25 April at 19:22 ·

Stefan: may the force be with u
25 April at 19:29 ·

Emm: "Live long and prosper."
25 April at 19:29 ·

Stefan: join me and together we will rule the galaxy
25 April at 19:32 ·

Emm: "If I were human I believe my response would be go to hell.... If I were human."
25 April at 19:34 ·

Stefan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
26 April at 15:09 ·

Emm: "Beam me up Scotty!"
27 April at 17:03 ·

Stefan: help me obi-wan kenobi, your my only hope
27 April at 17:15 ·

Emm: Damn it, man, I'm a doctor, not a physicist!
27 April at 21:04 ·

Stefan: tired i am, rest i must
Wed at 15:56 ·

Emm: "Fascinating!"
Wed at 17:58 ·

Stefan: the force is strong with this one
Wed at 20:03 ·

Emm: Set phasers to stun.
Wed at 20:10 ·

Stefan: you will die
Wed at 20:12 ·

Emm: I can do zat!
Wed at 20:15 ·

Stefan: meesa jar jar binks
Thurs at 17:27 ·

Emm: Please captain, not in front of the Klingons!
Thurs at 17:49 ·

Stefan: I hate flying
Thurs at 17:51 ·

Emm: I may throw up on you.
Thurs at 18:31 ·

Stefan: ur a little short to be a stormtrooper
Thurs at 19:17 ·

Emm: I know this saying. It was invented in Russia!
Thurs at 19:43 ·

Stefan: that's no moon, that's a star station
Yesterday at 15:08 ·

Emm: Data... I made that joke seven years ago.
Yesterday at 17:25 ·

Stefan: set guns to stun
Yesterday at 17:37 ·

Emm: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Yesterday at 18:04 ·

Stefan: a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away........
Yesterday at 21:50 ·

Emm:...these are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
2 hours ago ·

Stefan: master luke, master luke
about an hour ago ·

Emm: Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the naval base in Alameda? It's where they keep the nuclear wessels.

i will win, star trek, i am a bad person

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