Copy and pasta from facebook:
Stefan:happy birthday :D
(star wars is better than star trek)
Emm: you are delusional, my friend!
21 April at 20:13 ·
Stefan: it's a trap >:3
21 April at 20:28 ·
Emm: HE'S DEAD, JIM.
23 April at 16:35 ·
Stefan: i am ur father
23 April at 21:21 ·
Emm: "You have been and always shall be, my friend."
24 April at 20:56 ·
Stefan: i've gotta bad feeling about this
25 April at 00:02 ·
Emm: "KKKKKHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!"
25 April at 19:04 ·
Stefan: can somebody get this walking carpet outta my way?
25 April at 19:06 ·
Emm: "You green blooded hobgoblin."
25 April at 19:22 ·
Stefan: may the force be with u
25 April at 19:29 ·
Emm: "Live long and prosper."
25 April at 19:29 ·
Stefan: join me and together we will rule the galaxy
25 April at 19:32 ·
Emm: "If I were human I believe my response would be go to hell.... If I were human."
25 April at 19:34 ·
Stefan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
26 April at 15:09 ·
Emm: "Beam me up Scotty!"
27 April at 17:03 ·
Stefan: help me obi-wan kenobi, your my only hope
27 April at 17:15 ·
Emm: Damn it, man, I'm a doctor, not a physicist!
27 April at 21:04 ·
Stefan: tired i am, rest i must
Wed at 15:56 ·
Emm: "Fascinating!"
Wed at 17:58 ·
Stefan: the force is strong with this one
Wed at 20:03 ·
Emm: Set phasers to stun.
Wed at 20:10 ·
Stefan: you will die
Wed at 20:12 ·
Emm: I can do zat!
Wed at 20:15 ·
Stefan: meesa jar jar binks
Thurs at 17:27 ·
Emm: Please captain, not in front of the Klingons!
Thurs at 17:49 ·
Stefan: I hate flying
Thurs at 17:51 ·
Emm: I may throw up on you.
Thurs at 18:31 ·
Stefan: ur a little short to be a stormtrooper
Thurs at 19:17 ·
Emm: I know this saying. It was invented in Russia!
Thurs at 19:43 ·
Stefan: that's no moon, that's a star station
Yesterday at 15:08 ·
Emm: Data... I made that joke seven years ago.
Yesterday at 17:25 ·
Stefan: set guns to stun
Yesterday at 17:37 ·
Emm: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Yesterday at 18:04 ·
Stefan: a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away........
Yesterday at 21:50 ·
Emm:...these are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
2 hours ago ·
Stefan: master luke, master luke
about an hour ago ·
Emm: Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the naval base in Alameda? It's where they keep the nuclear wessels.