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FRIEND STATUS! CONGRATULATIONS! 1-2 hearts
CRUSH! 1 - 2 HEARTS
HATE! 1 - 2 HEARTS
LEVEL - 1-5 | 1 - Meh | 2 - Acknowledges you | 3 - Thinks you're cool | 4 - She'd defend you | 5 - She'd fight to save you
ONE TIME WE HAD SOME SORT OF DATE WITH CHOCOLATE PUDDING AND THREW FIREBALLS AT FLYING DEMONS WITH A GIANT SLINGSHOT.
SO WERE GONNA KEEP PRETENDING WE DON'T UNDERSTAND THESE 'FEELINGS' RIGHT? CAUSE THAT'S COOL WITH ME AND EVERYTHING.
ZETTA
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE BACK THIS IS THE BEST TIME EVER. LET'S GO KICK SOME OHM ASS TOGETHER, BRO.
PS Zetta is totally jelly of you and I find this absolutely hilarious.
HAWKE
Hahaha good luck with the whole marriage thing you poor, poor soul.
BILLY CRANSTON
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS FEEL LIKE YOU'RE IN BLACK AND WHITE okay no. Also that girl of yours is waaay too polite.
Ps - Try some pants when you're not in Ranger form sometimes, you might like them.
JAMIE
I SHOULD FEEL MORE BAD ABOUT KICKING YOU IN THE NUTS BUT I AM NOT. It's like everytime I see you somewhere you find a way of lmaking me even more baffled about how you live each day.
PS - How did that girl EVEN LIKE YOU.
RON
I feel like we should interact more. Also STOP HAVING A BETTER BODY.
KATE BISHOP
I LIKE TO CALL THIS PRETENTIVE HATE ON MY PART
MATTHEW 'PUNCHY' O'CONNER
GIRLS WITH GUNS PEW PEW PEW PEW. For you're age you've sure got a mouth on you which is pretty awesome as far as I'm concerned.
MINDY
FLAK HAD BABIES. BABIES WITH BLONDE HAIR. But apart from that you're pretty cool and honestly I'm sometimes surprised by the gems that come out of your mouth.
RUFFNUT
ONE TIME WE GOT FAKE-MARRIED. We should hang out more again.
BEASTBOY
Yeah I guess I'm finally pass that jealous phase or something now. We're cool.
RONNAE
WATER POWERS ARE COOL. Uh don't do those drugs too much, they are turning your eyes all funny.
KAYA
Using the pooty face on you works.
STARFYRE
I'd consider you a bigger friend if it wasn't so much fun to tease you and make fun of you and your powers, tee hee hee!
PS - I totally have the better laugh.
PSS - I'm also better than you.
PRAM
Why is it that you sparkle in the sunlight
You seem to have a good shoulder on your head and the magic stuff and the broom riding is pretty neat!
CEDRIC
NEEDS MORE HATS MORE OFTEN.
ZOUICHI
*Incomprehendable swears*
ALAN
DUDE YOUR HAND SHOOTS FIRE THAT'S LIKE 500x COOL POINTS
ANHK
Not a bad detective and fighting dude, lost balls aside.
SHOUTAROU HIDARI
WHY U WANT TO KILL GLADOS SO BAD? Are you some kind of MONSTER, maaaaan.
CHELL
HELL YES I SURE DO LOVE SCIENCE. LET'S SCIENCE EVERYWHERE.
GLaDOS
All in all, pretty hilarious and dumb.
WHEATLEY
I like to call this a 'haterelationship' as in it's not only fun to tease you but you tend to snap back which just makes it that more fun! Still you're pretty bright and you know how to survive so you get some points for that or something.
PS- You scream like a girl when you fall off a cliff.
HOWARD BASSEM
Soooo do you have a first name or what?
DR.MCNINJA
I think you could be cool?
TIMOTHY DRAKE-WAYE / RED ROBIN
What is with you guys and those hero names I mean, hey there boss I'm totally being super nice and good today (except not really)
DICK GRAYSON / NIGHTWING
I SERCRETLY THINK YOU ARE SUPER COOL.
MAI
Dick city, dick city dick city. LET'S GO INVENT A MILLION THINGS.
KAYLEE
WHY DO YOU HAVE A FANCY OUTHOUSE AND I MET TO OTHER GUYS WHO HAD YOUR NAME. ARE THEY YOUR CLONES? Someone explain this to me. ?_?
THE DOCTOR
FUCK YES GIANT BADASS LIZARD MAN.
KANG
OH MY GOD YOUR GIANT BISON IS PRETTY COOL but I would not tell you that.
AANG & APPA