happy freakin' thanksgiving.

[afromanmcg10959]

so my first bartending gig went off without a hitch. oh wait, no it didnt. it all starts about noon, thanksgiving day. i just got out of the shower, and the lady im bartending for gives me a call. she says, "matt, ive done something very stupid." so i say, "ok... what did you do?" and she says, "i forgot to buy liquor." silence. so it turns out she

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Oh Wow

[nirvanagrl216]

And I thought no one else had bad experiences on Thanksgiving. A Honda? Really Matt, have you sunk that low? Jebus, a Honda! Was it red and small? Those are the worst you know (along with red Jettas covered in mayonnaise...tehe). I always knew you were a natural bartender. Green Slime was the beginning of it all, don't forget those memories! Of, drunkenness and porn and swordfights... yeah

[une_actrice]

i read every damned word of that

sounds like a happy thanksgiving for all
and congratulations on your alcoholic knowledge