so everyone tell me what theyre doing for valentines day. if youre not doing anything make up some wonderfully extravagant story that you wish would happen.
I went to GWAR on Valentines day.....typeabnegativeFebruary 28 2005, 21:11:38 UTC
Yeah, my on and off again girlfreind, Tia, she was too busy to do ANYTHING with the guy who went out of his way to find a buoqe (EYE KAHNT SPHELL)of black roses for her gothic ass on valentines day. So I settled for a gaggle of intergalactic space creatures that would hose me down with gallons of love. This love juice included: BLOOD!!! (From Arnold Swartzinager, Paris Hilton, Michael Jackson, George W, Osama Bin, Laci Peterson [and baby], the REGANATOR, and I think thats it), oil, semen, vomit, "ass-juice", and my favorite "GUNK".
A little unplesant, but almost more fun than getting laid!
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A little unplesant, but almost more fun than getting laid!
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