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[aftercrash_]

ryan said he didnt want to take me to batman. so last night he decides to go with fiona. he spends every fucking day with her, yet he hasnt seen me in 4 days and still refuses to come to my house or let me over to his. "oh i dont like her." whatever. he even tells her she looks cute right in front of me. EVERYONE likes fiona. huge breasts, short,

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Eh! I don't like Fiona!

[typeabnegative]

I didn't know you where back in town! I'm so sorry, Ryan seems like a bit of an asshole... I once dated a guy named Ryan, and it seems people named Ryan tend to be idiots, and they are generaly bad people...

Gives us a calls, master...

Here's something that may cheer you up:
http://www.lordi.org
Another wierd band, sorta like if GWAR and Rob Zombie had a baby (or five) and left them to die in Finland, but where taken in my Rob Halford and Iron Maiden... Kinda cool...

About this "Fiona"

[typeabnegative]

Here's what's she's got in store for her thanks to the magic of "Life in the real world!":
1. Huge Breasts- Breast cancer, or sag city, they've probobly got nasty streatch marks anyway!

2. Short- She's more likely to be pummled in a most pit, or eaten by a large bird of prey!

3. Cute- Hey, she's more likely to get some crazy stalker guy who'll peel her face of, so he can Krazy Glue it to a midget sized blow up doll..

4. Thin- She should avoid strong wind... And cracks in the floor... But imagine all you see is her body boobs up, sticking out of a crack in the floorbords!

5. Smart- If she's so smart, she'll find the antidote! Muhahaha!

So she can't be that bad... And if your dude's chasing skirts, leave him! Let him learn his leson!

[koudanshi]

lets not blame someone who is obviously not interested in anyone around her. let's be fair and blame ryan shall we? i mean, it really is his decision to spend his time with her, and fiona's just appreciative of the company. she's not the flirty type. from what i know, she's been in two relationships, one of which by choice. so i highly doubt that she's actively trying to take the one you love away from you. bottom line= it's not fiona's fault your boyfriend is a dick to you.

matt= you haven't even met fiona, you're building a bias about someone before even meeting them, and on top of that you're building that bias based on words from someone who has one of her own. bottom line= make your own decisions for yourself, don't go off of what anyone else believes.

and for the record= i don't like fiona that way, and to anyone that might i say, "it's impossible, give up."

Bias is bad?

[typeabnegative]

I'm just making a statement... Did Jerry Falwell really fuck his mom in an out house? No. Did Larry Flynt know anything abouth this person other than he did wrong to someone else? Yes... The way I see it, I'm just providing an outside opinion... So it isn't intirly bias... And why can't my opinion of a person be effected by someone elses opinion? I'm American, and I'm prone to follow others opinions...

P.S.- On a sidenote, thanks for the ride home lastnight...

I mean this in the kindest of ways...

[typeabnegative]

The more I think about it... Neither of us are the best of people to give relationship advice, Derek... I just though that was a little amusing...