do us a big favour, before you bring in your digital cameras for repair, please please PLEASE delete ALL pictures of your short and shriveled cock. thank you and have a wonderful afternoon. i, on the other hand, will have a terrible evening of injecting gasoline into my eye ball and lighting a big fat match.

i know there's not a soul within 50 feet of me, but i still get severely embarassed when i hear the yelling conversations between my mother and forrest about their ignorance toward modern technology. they..don't...know...how to check their voicemail...

to me, coming from you, "friend" is a four letter word ( Read more... )

woman claims god told her to stone her child to death.

god told her to.

god.......

( meh )

OH

i enjoy how incredibly famous franz ferdinand is throughout the rest of the world and how oblivious most the US nation is to these fellows. oh they'll have their day. and they'll have it good.

this is me at work, being unworkful and very not working ( Read more... )

P<3M is some potent sheeit! holy moly.

i have these headaches every once in a while that just kill me. but before today, i only had them when i was at home. i had the time of my life at work when just the sound of a shutter made me want to throw up, not to mention the humming flourescents, the cackles of my boss, the pulsation of the fucking telephones. i slept for two hours at work ( Read more... )