I thought my conscience was really cool when it created the last name DeVoy Danzig... until I heard about Chaos Con Queso.

All of these isolated thunder storms in our forecast better wait until the late afternoons ( Read more... )

I.. yeah wow.
YEAH WOW.
yeahwow.

1. You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name ( Read more... )

NEW KEYBOARD!!
CYBER SEX.

Yesterday was nice. It was great to get out of Decatur. It was even greater to get out of Illinois. I forgot how cool it looked to drive into St. Louis and see the arch. Leaving Decatur always makes me so anxious to be gone for good, but there's just something about the way it feels to come back to Decatur that scares me. It's so releiving. ( Read more... )

I'm selfish.

ps: My parents were not drunk. They were pissed off at me, and I really just didn't want to deal with that and have people over.

Part of me wants to start going to Madalyn, but most of me wants to remain the little baby girl that I probably really am.

Oh, if people were puzzles I imagine my life would be a lot more satisfying.

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