So I wanted to dress up as a farmer screwing a sheep but Kathryn said she would not hang out with me so we decided to dress up as a pair. She was mad enough at me last year for dressing up as a bloody tampon with white yarn hanging out of my crotch. I had to make a concession. She will be an electrical wall socket and I will be a plug. If I'm ( Read more... )

I like to eat, eat, eat, eeples and beeneenies. I like to oat, oat, oat, oaples and bononos.

Cutting your hair makes it so soft and organized. I did it myself!

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this is what real men keep quiet
it doesn't exist if you can hide it behind your teeth

Sometimes I wish I was dead ( Read more... )

BLOOD BROTHERS ON HALOWEEN BITCHES

Last year I dressed up as a used tampon, I need to outdo myself this year.

Gas is 3.70 for premium, which I must use. That made me think: I've had 4 cars in my life, 3 of which could only run with premium. Gas was, however, only .99 for premium 4 years ago ( Read more... )

I pull into Cheesecake Factory to get some premier tickets to Deuce Bigalo tomorrow night that this girl can't use. I was in the building no longer than 10 minutes. As I walk out, I see this:


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Panama City Beach trip starts tomorrow morning at 8:00 am with the K lady and 7-8 other fags. I'll be back on Tuesday with tons o' pics!