Quote of the evening...

[ag_unicorn]

Spoken in the van at a gas station:

Assoline...for when a man and a man love each other very much...

(Yeah...you had to be there.)

Comments

[zpdiduda]

La la la happy bunnies happy bunnies

*bleaches brain*

[ag_unicorn]

Oh...you need brain-bleach for "assoline" but not for "necrophilia"...

Hmmm. o_O

*chuckling/kissing you*

WOW

[gtonizuka]

The sad part is that I KNOW I've seen a rinse product for *AHEM* certain areas that was supposed to have a minty flavor to it.

Re: WOW

[ag_unicorn]

Why, thank you, gtonizuka.

On a side note, we'll be seeing you folks this afternoon, after I remove this chair from my anus where I've just puckered the seat in...

Ow. Ow ow ow ow ow.

(And from the vaults, I do recall a couple of male friends of mine way long ago who wanted to "get their freak on" as it were, but had no lubricant.

They wound up using toothpaste.)

Re: WOW

[hitchhiker]

you anally retained the chair!

[gira]

Not all of us who are fond of ass play are men.

:-P

[ag_unicorn]

*giggling*

Didn't mean to leave you out, my dear.